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[hit_me_dead]

Can something happen already? I'm getting tired of all the same old faces - people, whatever. One massive wipeout.  Like, another Black Plague or something. Is it too much to ask for?

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...yeah, I thought so.

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[russel_t]

AH, Envy. I've heard about you. Hey, wanna talk about this over some coffee?

[hit_me_dead]

You -

[hit_me_dead]

[russel_t]

Yep, me -smirks- the improved version of Edward Elric. Also known as Russell Tringham.

[hit_me_dead]

...why the hell do you think I'd indulge in something like coffee with you?

[russel_t]

-shrugs- so you can lighten up, take a break from the gloom and doom wishes.

[hit_me_dead]

All right, improved-version-of-the-midget-I-would-really-like-to-kill, what makes you think, then, that it's all gloom and doom? I actually enjoy what I'm doing, kid.

[russel_t]

Well to others it's gloom and doom. You know, instead of Envy, I think you should've been named Ruthlessness. Yeah I know, it's not a Deadly Sin, but it does fit you.

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[hit_me_dead]

[hit_me_dead]

...you know, after talking to me for this long, most people would be either a) dead, b) dying, or c) running away as fast as they can.

And I like my name, thanks.

[russel_t]

-smirks- I'm not "most people". I find you interesting. My father wrote about homunculi in his journal, theorizing how their hatred for the humans who made them are why they name themselves after the Deadly sins, and even get a thrill out of human suffering.

[hit_me_dead]

I'm not some random experiment to be observed, pathetic worm.

...oh. Your father, eh? Shame he disappeared in my universe, was actually useful for a second.

He's right on that count. On the suffering thing. One might even say it's a hobby.

[russel_t]

Yeah, I kinda figured that.

Worm? I prefer the term "snake" -smirks-