[FILTERED AWAY FROM ANY AND ALL PRIDES]

[minionsget]

ED.

YOU'D BETTER FIND THE CHIMERAS SOON.

WE'VE GOT FUCKING PROBLEMS.

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

WHAT!? WHAT NOW!? I BLAME YOU!!

[minionsget]

FUCKING PRIDE IS HERE!

[upyourscolonel]

OK.

THERE'S LIKE THIRTY OF THEM.

[minionsget]

NO. LIKE. THE PRIDE. CRAZY FUCKING LITTLE KID THAT'LL RAPE YOU UP THE ASS WITH SHADOW TENTACLES, PRIDE.

[upyourscolonel]

OH MY GOD I HATE THAT FUCKING KID.

[minionsget]

YEAH WELL, HE'S HERE.

ONLY.

HE FORGOT I FUCKED THEM OVER.

[upyourscolonel]

Uh.

WELL THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?

[minionsget]

I DON'T KNOW.

WHY THE HELL WOULD HE HAVE FORGOT? HE WAS FUCKING THERE.

HE'S FUCKING WITH ME, I KNOW IT. THAT ISN'T A GOOD SIGN, ED.

[upyourscolonel]

Shit. Just...stay on guard, I guess?

Shit, Hohenheim would probably know what to do if he were here. That asshole.

[minionsget]

Yeah.

Keep your girl safe and whatever and let's hope Darius and Heinkel show up. You won't be at risk but everyone around you or me will.

[upyourscolonel]

Yeah, I'll keep an eye on Win-WADDYA MEAN "YOUR GIRL"!?

[minionsget]

You know what the fuck I mean.

[upyourscolonel]

BUT YEAH I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON HER AND ALSO KEEP LOOKING FOR LION KING AND DONKEY KONG, K? K.

[minionsget]

GOOD.

YOU MIGHT GET PAID THIS WEEK.

[upyourscolonel]

Very funny.

[minionsget]

I was joking?