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OKAY.
The next person who calls me short, or implies it somehow.
They will be vomiting slugs for two days.
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Erm, mage Edward, I am sorry for leaving the shop completely to your care. You can keep it closed if you wish. I have some problems I need to deal with at the moment.
Edward 53411, I hope the coffee shop is running well? You never told me how the first day was.
Mustang, I hate you. I have eyedrops somewhere, just pick them in my lab. Or make them yourself, your lazy bastard, the fumes from this potion won't hurt you.
[[Edward looks dead serious. Yep, it's a mask, he would be acting nearly like Eds normaly do at being called short otherwise. And if you call him short, well, you have been warned. 8D
The only ones exempt from that are tepalchemist, because he is still glued to him, and that would be disgusting; and slytherinfuhrer, because he is pregnant... and scary. You know, he kind of replaces Izumi for Wizard Edward afterall. Children and other pregnant people are exempt as well, but if they abuse that exception too much, he will quickly have another idea, so be warned.
Also, tepalchemist can call him short all he wants. Edward is not using a silencing spell on him. Having a Russel following him around and completely silent is too disturbing an idea.]]
The next person who calls me short, or implies it somehow.
They will be vomiting slugs for two days.
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Erm, mage Edward, I am sorry for leaving the shop completely to your care. You can keep it closed if you wish. I have some problems I need to deal with at the moment.
Edward 53411, I hope the coffee shop is running well? You never told me how the first day was.
Mustang, I hate you. I have eyedrops somewhere, just pick them in my lab. Or make them yourself, your lazy bastard, the fumes from this potion won't hurt you.
[[Edward looks dead serious. Yep, it's a mask, he would be acting nearly like Eds normaly do at being called short otherwise. And if you call him short, well, you have been warned. 8D
The only ones exempt from that are tepalchemist, because he is still glued to him, and that would be disgusting; and slytherinfuhrer, because he is pregnant... and scary. You know, he kind of replaces Izumi for Wizard Edward afterall. Children and other pregnant people are exempt as well, but if they abuse that exception too much, he will quickly have another idea, so be warned.
Also, tepalchemist can call him short all he wants. Edward is not using a silencing spell on him. Having a Russel following him around and completely silent is too disturbing an idea.]]