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[chibinoa]

Um.......

Does anyone here know how to cook?

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[tehgluttony]

*SNIFFS AROUND, LOOKS DOWN AT HER...GLARES*

[chibinoa]

*SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[tehgluttony]

*GRINS AND SLITHERS FORWARD TO HER*

SNACK PACK SNAAAAAAAAACK SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM

[chibinoa]

*Sobs...sobs very loud. And starts backing away.*

[tehgluttony]

*GRIN GETS WIDER*

EAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT

[corrupted_steel]

STAY. THE. FUCK. AWAY FROM NOA.

[tehgluttony]

*BRINGS DOWN TENTACLE ARMS, CRUSHING THINGS*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT

[corrupted_steel]

[okay, damnit, GRABS HOLD OF RANDOM ARM AND TWISTS IT OFF]

Would you just stop flailing about and find someone to eat in your original form?!

[tehgluttony]

*HISSES AND SLAPS HIM WITH ONE OF HIS OTHER ARMS*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT CANNOT GET BACK TO ORIGINAL FORM EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[automailmaker]

*READIES WRENCH*

HEY YOU. BACK OFF.

[tehgluttony]

*BRINGS TENTACLE ARMS SMASHING DOWN, DESTROYING SHIT*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAATTTTCHOOOOO TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[automailmaker]

*HOLYSHITWHAT*

WHOA WHOA WHOA.
Can't you eat like.
FOOD? I make a pretty mean apple pie.

[tehgluttony]

*THINKS WTF HOW IS ONE PIE GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. BITCH MUST BE TRIPPIN BALLS. SHRUGS. SNORTS*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[automailmaker]

Don't eat me. You'll probably get a stomach ache.

I mean really, I wourk with automail all day and the oil COVERS ME. I'd probably taste like a car.

[tehgluttony]

*NOMS ON THE SIDE OF A BUILDING, ACID TONGUE DESTROYING IT*

EH?

[automailmaker]

That's just great. Y'know, if you want to eat, eat the big buildings. Not people. A little person won't fill you up.