another envy oh

[envysandrog]

[Envy arrives. He has blood all over him and in the palm of his right hand is a heart. Who's heart is it? Dante's. He holds up his left hand and there's actually a few strands of her hair on his skin as well as the blood. He looks at the buildings, un-phased by the sight of them or that he's standing in the middle of Central now. He accomplished

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[upyourscolonel]

*Wanders past, unphased by the weird shit. Marks in his note book.*

Think that's like six Envy's so far..

[hit_me_dead]

Keeping tallies, shorty?

[upyourscolonel]

Yes.

AND DON'T FUCKING CALL ME SHORT, YOU GENDER CONFUSED SONOFABITCH.

[envysandrog]

Fullmetal midget

[upyourscolonel]

Ugh. I JUST SAID not to do that. AND YET. YOU DO IT ANYWAY.

Hey, nice heart.

[hit_me_dead]

Yeah, I'd agree with that son-of-a-bitch statement.

Why not? You are short. [demonstrates by gesturing with his hands how far apart their height is]

[upyourscolonel]

I'LL SHORT YOUR FACE.

[hit_me_dead]

[shifts into Ed's form]

Bring it on, shrimp.

[upyourscolonel]

Okay, no matter HOW many times I see it, it's still weird as fuck when you do that.

[hit_me_dead]

[shifts back to his own form]

And no matter how many times I do it, it makes me feel weird, too. Mostly makes want me to kill myself.

[upyourscolonel]

GREAT, YOU SHOULD GO DO IT. Save everyone a headache.

[hit_me_dead]

Nah, isn't as fun as trying to killing you.

'sides, won't you miss me?

[upyourscolonel]

Uh. No.