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[edward_niisan]

*is lurking around Central, shooting nervous glaces at the sides every one in a while

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[tepalchemist]

Well, this is the first blind Edward I've met.

[edward_niisan]

*snaps his head up to look at him, then glares*

What is that supposed to mean, idiot?

[tepalchemist]

I mean, did you even look at yourself when you got dressed?

[edward_niisan]

Of course I did! My clothes are great!

I.... I dress them all the time!

[tepalchemist]

Your world's fashion sense must be completely backward, then. Nice job, Ed.

[edward_niisan]

Why do you care!?!

It's my world, not yours!

Get the hell from my sight. *he twitches to get his wand and curse Rusell, but damn, he is supposed to be in disguise*

[tepalchemist]

*Oho, as if he's going to walk away after Ed reacted like that.*

Aw, I'm wounded. I thought we were friends.

[edward_niisan]

*Oh, he should get the hell away, before Roy arrives~*

*twitches* You don't even know me, your idiot. I'm obviously not from your world.

Now leave me be, I have better things to do than waste my time with you.

[tepalchemist]

Hey, I haven't done a single thing to make you act this way, shrimp.

[edward_niisan]

Those short jokes are extremely old, you know!

Of course you did! You were mocking my clothes, git.

*now he takes his wand out, he is too nervous to deal with Russel* Get out, or I will turn you into a Toad.

[tepalchemist]

I was mocking your clothes because they're stupid! And you know what? I'd like to see you try.

*His hand goes into his pocket to touch an array stitched into the fabric.*

[slytherinfuhrer]

Yes, Edward, I would like to see you try, too. *he doesn't look impressed. Actually, he looks calm, too calm, and serious. Not a good sign?*

[edward_niisan]

M-Mus-- *oops, wrong*

W-Who are you? *throws a look at his clothes* You are not... the Mustang I know! Why are you... hum... So fat? *Males from other worlds couldn't get pregnant, right? So, he had to pretend he didn't know about Roy. Even if he risked his wrath*

[tepalchemist]

...am I interrupting something?

[edward_niisan]

*turns to him and snaps* Yes, you are! Get the hell out of here, Russel! *raises his wand threateningly*

[slytherinfuhrer]

*Watches Russel closely. Uncomfortably close. Even if Russel doesn't get wary of the look, he can feel his skin prickling because Roy is using his magic to study him as well.*

No, please stay, Mr. Tringham. You have always been a responsible young man. You should teach Edward a thing or two.

Tell me, Mr. Tringham, are you left handed like your alter from my world? *the question seems iddle enough, but a glint in his eyes tell him it is not*