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[pharmacy_frau]

Um-- I think I'm lost. This isn't Munich, is it?

Can somebody tell me where I am?

((Um um AU German female Russel from this fanfic. She only speaks German, but my German fails so I'm just gonna assume everything's magically translated for her.))

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[edward_niisan]

No, this isn't Munich. *stares for a couple of seconds*
You remind me of someone...

[pharmacy_frau]

...Ed? Finally, a familiar face!

[edward_niisan]

Hello. I am Edward, indeed, but I might not be the Edward you know... I don't know many people from Germany.

[pharmacy_frau]

...but you live in Germany. How can you not know anyone from there?

[edward_niisan]

No, I live in England.

[pharmacy_frau]

Wait, I knew you spoke English... but you definitely live in Germany. I saw you yesterday.

[edward_niisan]

Eh, I assume you are new to this madness...
We are not in Germany, we are in a place called Central, somewhere most people call Amestris but many disagree. I am not the Edward you know, since I have never lived in Germany, only passed there on some vacations...
There are a lot of duplicates here, so you might find the Edward you know. I... might know you in my world, but I can't attatch your face to a name. *shrugs*

[pharmacy_frau]

I guess that would explain that girl who told me her name was Alfons Heiderich, then...

My name's Rosa. You don't know me, do you?

[edward_niisan]

Yes. There are a lot of Alfons Heiderichs around... The one from my own world is here too, he is a 13 year old boy.

I... don't know if I know you. You look familiar, but... *thinks hard*
*hesitates, then startles* Wait. Tringham!!! *wide eyed* You remind him, but gender switched.

[pharmacy_frau]

That should be impossible. Alfons is the same age as me and he's supposed to be taller than you, he can't be thir...

What?! If you mean Russel, you're wrong! That guy's a creep!

[edward_niisan]

The Alphonse from my world is almost six years younger than me, so he is certainly not taller than me. He might get taller one day, but not yet.

There is a Russell in your world? Oh, good. You are not like stuck up Mister Perfect at all. That f... He still owes me a silver caudron. *he doesn't look as hateful as he must sound. Russel and him are friends, although they fight far too much*

[pharmacy_frau]

I just know what I've seen.

No, there's... I met him here. Tringham is my mother's family name and she never mentioned a cousin named Russel. *Haha, some things never change, do they?*

[edward_niisan]

... You will see him around sometime, he is here.

Maybe the Russel in your world has another name.

[pharmacy_frau]

Oh, boy.

Are you really sure about all this "other world" stuff?

[edward_niisan]

Yes, I am. I have got plenty of proof so far, although I was also doubtful when I arrived... I think it drove everything home when the sun set and I had nowhere to go.

[pharmacy_frau]

... *hadn't considered that D:* Well, there's got to be a way to get back to Munich.