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Title: The CatLike Alchemist (That's really all that needs to be said, isn't it?)
Author: whats-up-people

Full Name (plus titles, if any): Max Mustang
Full Species: Stupideus Marysue-ii de manly nameus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Black
Eye Color (include adjectives): Black
Unusual Markings/Colorations: N/A
Special Possessions (if any): Pocket watch

Comments

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Yeah, I'm not sure that in itself was enough to consider her cat-like. A phobia of water can happen in a lot of people, but I guess from a literary standpoint she could have used an elaborate metaphor of her being like a cat to bring those qualities together. That would have been nice to see, I probably wouldn't have sporked it in that case.

As it stands, the 'kitteny smile' that makes Al go 'aww' makes me want to dump weed killer in the Sue's morning cereal of choice.

The only one I know of that was named because of attributes - and even then it's questionable - was Basque Grand (I believe that was his name), the Iron-Blood Alchemist. It could have been an implication of his demeanor (a stern, solid soldier), or it could have had something to do with his little iron-fist attack he used on Ed in the anime. We don't see enough of him to know, but I don't think they literally mean he turns his blood (or the blood of others) into metallic iron. Vitamin iron, maybe!

But yeah, these stupid names like the 'Fire Fairy' Alchemist, the 'Bloodrose' Alchemist, the 'Sakuraflowerkawaiidesune' Alchemist, the 'Demonslayer' Alchemist, the... the... ugh. You get the idea. It's fine to flesh out the FMA world and include other alchemists, even as OCs, but don't make them main characters that fall all over Ed and Al. Have them be side characters or whatever that may play a major supportive role... like Sciezka. She wasn't a main character, but her role was very important to the plot.

When these perfect Sues think they can waltz in and steal the spotlight is when I get mad. D: <

You want the link to the other story I'm sporking, or this one? The other one is called 'Lighting, vortexes, and teenage girls don't mix'. Yes, 'lighting,' not 'lightning.' It's the last one I sporked, just a different chapter.

And I'll remember to do that. XDD ♥

[saphira112]

Exactly. It's just the idea conveyed poorly that makes us spork things >>

Let me help you add a spot of rat poison.

Yeah and even that one makes sense. I thought it fit his character quite well and his appearance. Pfft, vitamin iron makes me lol. But yeah, it just means he's strong and has a strength different from others (who makes flames, etc.) and if he literally turned his blood into metallic iron, I would've laughed so hard. Iron is IN blood, so... yeah xD

FIRE FAIRY!? *spits out morning tea* Are you fucking kidding me!? That's awful! DX I see your point. I'm fine with new alchemists off to the side so long as they don't interfere with canon in any way whatsoever. Like Sciezka, yeah. She didn't fall all over Ed and Al *rolls eyes*

Let me arm you, then >3

I have the link to this one. I'm going to send a link. I already send a link to the newer one posted here with "Angel". That's just... just what in God's name was THAT supposed to be?!

*grins* <3