Prompt 113 - Modern AU: "FML, FMA"
Title: FML, FMA
Author: gretchen8642
Series: Manga/brotherhood
Word Count: 984
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Roy, Riza, Edward, others
Summary: the last several chapters of FMA if modern devices were available
Warning: extreme sillies and spoilers.
It was horrifying, knowing that his entire world had been turned upside down. Knowledge of the true dark spirit that slept beneath Amestris had proved to be his undoing, and Roy wasn’t sure which way to turn.
Roy Mustang: omfg they took my queen away D:
.......... King Bradley likes this.
.......... Jean Havoc: omfg they took my legs away, asshole.
.......... Heymans Breda: lol! @havoc
.......... Roy Mustang: >_>
.......... Riza Hawkeye: sir, please. we’ll manage.
.................... Roy Mustang likes this
.......... Kain Fuery: *^___^* fangirling over here!
It was difficult for the two of them to be apart, of course... but they had worked together for years, they’d worked out a complex code with which they could share critical information no matter what.
Riza Hawkeye: Selim Bradley is a homunculus? fml
.......... Roy Mustang: orly?
.......... Riza Hawkeye: yarly
.......... Roy Mustang: no way! :O
.......... Selim Bradley: I watch you when you sleep
.......... Roy Mustang: D:
The pieces were all in place, Grumman had ensured Bradley would be out of the way for their grand scheme to save the country from the monstrosity.
FlameAlchemist69: awesome, Bradley’s train fell in a hole. coup time y/n?
Sharpshooter1: yes sir, we await your commands.
Techpro2011: we’ll follow you to the edge of the earth!
FlameAlchemist69: Just one order. Don’t die
Bredagator: lol!
FlameAlchemist69: >_>
And so the coup began, Olivier was fighting a large monster, Edward was poking around somewhere he didn’t belong, and Roy was running out of ammunition to take over the government.
Maria Ross: deus ex machina anyone?
.......... Jean Havoc, Roy Mustang, and 4 others like this
.......... Jean Havoc: haha suck it Mustang!
.......... Rebecca Catalina: lol! the look on your faces!
.......... Roy Mustang: I do appreciate the help, really.
.......... Edward Elric: you guys look fucking retarded in that bear ice cream truck lol
.......... Roy Mustang: no comment on that red monstrosity you’ve been wearing for 5 years.
.......... Edward Elric: go fuck yourself, Mustang!
Roy Mustang is fucking himself
.......... Riza Hawkeye likes this.
Somehow or other Roy and Riza ended up helping Edward out with the soulless dolls, and Edward was reluctant to express his gratitude. Suddenly, a great and terrible evil emerged, long hair kissing his neck as he peered at his enemies.
ShapeshifterXD: lol, been a while shorty!
FullmetalAsskicker: oh go fuck yourself
FlameAlchemist69: ahh.... is this Envy I’ve heard so much about? not very impressive.
ShapeshifterXD: yeah, well, I totally trolled your best friend when I killed him XD
FlameAlchemist69: ...wut?
ShapeshifterXD: he was all ‘o noes my wife is so hot I wish she wasn’t killing me LOL’
Sharpshooter1: oh jeez...
FlameAlchemist69: My name is Roy Mustang. You killed my BFF. Prepare to die.
ShapeshifterXD: O__o
Anger burned in Roy’s eyes, and Riza stayed close to make sure he didn’t lose himself too badly... it was so wrong that Maes had been killed in such a way...
Roy Mustang is killing some sexually ambiguous motherfucker
.......... Riza Hawkeye: sir... please... this is overkill
.......... Roy Mustang; stfu!
Roy Mustang went from being “in a relationship” to “single”
.......... Edward Elric: LOLOL
FlameAlchemist69 :( fine... I’m sorry Hawkeye. you’re right, this is dumb
Sharpshooter1: I know, it’s okay *patpat*
ShapeshifterXD: Um... hello! still alive!
Sharpshooter1: for what it’s worth, if you’d killed him, I would have killed you and then myself.
FlameAlchemist69: O_O riza!
ShapeshifterXD: fuck’s sake cheer up emo kid!
Sharpshooter1: we okay?
FlameAlchemist69: Always, love.
Roy Mustang is in a relationship with Riza Hawkeye
.......... Envy Homunculus: this is gay, I’m out *suicide*
It wasn’t long until the puppet masters behind Amestris’ downfall put their plans into action. Edward, Alphonse, Hohenheim and Izumi were all taken beneath the earth to an unknown fate, and Roy gazed at his Lieutenant, an uncertain future before them.
FuhrerCandidate 35: I got @Riza Hawkeye right here!
.......... Roy Mustang: dislike
.......... Riza Hawkeye: :(
Dr. Goldtooth: Cut that bitch!
.......... FuhrerCandidate 35: Kay
Riza Hawkeye: bleeding to death, this is dramatic
.......... Roy Mustang: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
.......... Dr. Goldtooth: u do human transmutation now?
.......... Roy Mustang: Can I, Riza?
.......... Riza Hawkeye: no...
Roy Mustang is whipped.
.......... Jean Havoc likes this.
Mei Chang: Deus ex machina anyone?
.......... Roy Mustang: omfg thank you
.......... Mei Chang: ur welcome! don’t fuck her til the wounds heal though, kay?
.......... Roy Mustang: nodnod
Roy Mustang: omfg finally, giant hugs with the woman I love on screen
.......... Riza Hawkeye: too bloodlossy to resist...
.......... Kain Fuery: Yeah right like that’s the only reason XD
.......... Riza Hawkeye: …*snuggle*
They made him perform human transmutation anyway, and Roy was torn away from the woman he loved to an uncertain fate.
FlameAlchemist69: fullmetal? where are we?
FullmetalAsskicker: Iunno, some sort of cave thing
FlameAlchemist69: it’s raelly dark, iare there an lights we can use?
FullmetalAsskicker: wait what?
Flamealchemist69: i... can’ see it’s kinda hard to type...
FullmetalAsskicker: LOL
Fatherdearest: LOL
PrideBeforeDaFall: LOLOL
FlameAlchemist69: Dx
Roy struggled to manage with his new disability-- he had to think about Amestris, about Riza, about ensuring a safe future for everyone he cared about... but what would he do? He was blind...
Edward Elric: Some weird ass shit happening in Central
.......... Alphonse: omfg you mean that eye monster thing?
.......... Edward Elric: ya o_o
.......... Roy Mustang: wait what happeneD? ugh this is so lame i hate this
Edward Elric is stealing the show
.......... Alphonse Elric, Mei Chang, and 4 others like this
Roy Mustang: best part of being blind is gettnig to hug the lieutenant
.......... Riza Hawkeye: don’t push it sir
.......... Roy Mustang: but but but D:
.......... Riza Hawkeye: *rolls eyes*
.................... Jean Havoc likes this
They saved the world, Roy managed to get his eyesight back, and together with Hawkeye and the rest of his subordinates he set out to create a beautiful future.
Edward Elric: got laid in canon before Mustang did! LOL
.......... Winry Elric likes this
.......... Roy Mustang: -___-
.......... Riza Hawkeye: *patpat*
.......... Roy Mustang: <3
Roy Mustang: 108 chapters and I never even got to kiss her. fml
Author: gretchen8642
Series: Manga/brotherhood
Word Count: 984
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Roy, Riza, Edward, others
Summary: the last several chapters of FMA if modern devices were available
Warning: extreme sillies and spoilers.
It was horrifying, knowing that his entire world had been turned upside down. Knowledge of the true dark spirit that slept beneath Amestris had proved to be his undoing, and Roy wasn’t sure which way to turn.
Roy Mustang: omfg they took my queen away D:
.......... King Bradley likes this.
.......... Jean Havoc: omfg they took my legs away, asshole.
.......... Heymans Breda: lol! @havoc
.......... Roy Mustang: >_>
.......... Riza Hawkeye: sir, please. we’ll manage.
.................... Roy Mustang likes this
.......... Kain Fuery: *^___^* fangirling over here!
It was difficult for the two of them to be apart, of course... but they had worked together for years, they’d worked out a complex code with which they could share critical information no matter what.
Riza Hawkeye: Selim Bradley is a homunculus? fml
.......... Roy Mustang: orly?
.......... Riza Hawkeye: yarly
.......... Roy Mustang: no way! :O
.......... Selim Bradley: I watch you when you sleep
.......... Roy Mustang: D:
The pieces were all in place, Grumman had ensured Bradley would be out of the way for their grand scheme to save the country from the monstrosity.
FlameAlchemist69: awesome, Bradley’s train fell in a hole. coup time y/n?
Sharpshooter1: yes sir, we await your commands.
Techpro2011: we’ll follow you to the edge of the earth!
FlameAlchemist69: Just one order. Don’t die
Bredagator: lol!
FlameAlchemist69: >_>
And so the coup began, Olivier was fighting a large monster, Edward was poking around somewhere he didn’t belong, and Roy was running out of ammunition to take over the government.
Maria Ross: deus ex machina anyone?
.......... Jean Havoc, Roy Mustang, and 4 others like this
.......... Jean Havoc: haha suck it Mustang!
.......... Rebecca Catalina: lol! the look on your faces!
.......... Roy Mustang: I do appreciate the help, really.
.......... Edward Elric: you guys look fucking retarded in that bear ice cream truck lol
.......... Roy Mustang: no comment on that red monstrosity you’ve been wearing for 5 years.
.......... Edward Elric: go fuck yourself, Mustang!
Roy Mustang is fucking himself
.......... Riza Hawkeye likes this.
Somehow or other Roy and Riza ended up helping Edward out with the soulless dolls, and Edward was reluctant to express his gratitude. Suddenly, a great and terrible evil emerged, long hair kissing his neck as he peered at his enemies.
ShapeshifterXD: lol, been a while shorty!
FullmetalAsskicker: oh go fuck yourself
FlameAlchemist69: ahh.... is this Envy I’ve heard so much about? not very impressive.
ShapeshifterXD: yeah, well, I totally trolled your best friend when I killed him XD
FlameAlchemist69: ...wut?
ShapeshifterXD: he was all ‘o noes my wife is so hot I wish she wasn’t killing me LOL’
Sharpshooter1: oh jeez...
FlameAlchemist69: My name is Roy Mustang. You killed my BFF. Prepare to die.
ShapeshifterXD: O__o
Anger burned in Roy’s eyes, and Riza stayed close to make sure he didn’t lose himself too badly... it was so wrong that Maes had been killed in such a way...
Roy Mustang is killing some sexually ambiguous motherfucker
.......... Riza Hawkeye: sir... please... this is overkill
.......... Roy Mustang; stfu!
Roy Mustang went from being “in a relationship” to “single”
.......... Edward Elric: LOLOL
FlameAlchemist69 :( fine... I’m sorry Hawkeye. you’re right, this is dumb
Sharpshooter1: I know, it’s okay *patpat*
ShapeshifterXD: Um... hello! still alive!
Sharpshooter1: for what it’s worth, if you’d killed him, I would have killed you and then myself.
FlameAlchemist69: O_O riza!
ShapeshifterXD: fuck’s sake cheer up emo kid!
Sharpshooter1: we okay?
FlameAlchemist69: Always, love.
Roy Mustang is in a relationship with Riza Hawkeye
.......... Envy Homunculus: this is gay, I’m out *suicide*
It wasn’t long until the puppet masters behind Amestris’ downfall put their plans into action. Edward, Alphonse, Hohenheim and Izumi were all taken beneath the earth to an unknown fate, and Roy gazed at his Lieutenant, an uncertain future before them.
FuhrerCandidate 35: I got @Riza Hawkeye right here!
.......... Roy Mustang: dislike
.......... Riza Hawkeye: :(
Dr. Goldtooth: Cut that bitch!
.......... FuhrerCandidate 35: Kay
Riza Hawkeye: bleeding to death, this is dramatic
.......... Roy Mustang: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
.......... Dr. Goldtooth: u do human transmutation now?
.......... Roy Mustang: Can I, Riza?
.......... Riza Hawkeye: no...
Roy Mustang is whipped.
.......... Jean Havoc likes this.
Mei Chang: Deus ex machina anyone?
.......... Roy Mustang: omfg thank you
.......... Mei Chang: ur welcome! don’t fuck her til the wounds heal though, kay?
.......... Roy Mustang: nodnod
Roy Mustang: omfg finally, giant hugs with the woman I love on screen
.......... Riza Hawkeye: too bloodlossy to resist...
.......... Kain Fuery: Yeah right like that’s the only reason XD
.......... Riza Hawkeye: …*snuggle*
They made him perform human transmutation anyway, and Roy was torn away from the woman he loved to an uncertain fate.
FlameAlchemist69: fullmetal? where are we?
FullmetalAsskicker: Iunno, some sort of cave thing
FlameAlchemist69: it’s raelly dark, iare there an lights we can use?
FullmetalAsskicker: wait what?
Flamealchemist69: i... can’ see it’s kinda hard to type...
FullmetalAsskicker: LOL
Fatherdearest: LOL
PrideBeforeDaFall: LOLOL
FlameAlchemist69: Dx
Roy struggled to manage with his new disability-- he had to think about Amestris, about Riza, about ensuring a safe future for everyone he cared about... but what would he do? He was blind...
Edward Elric: Some weird ass shit happening in Central
.......... Alphonse: omfg you mean that eye monster thing?
.......... Edward Elric: ya o_o
.......... Roy Mustang: wait what happeneD? ugh this is so lame i hate this
Edward Elric is stealing the show
.......... Alphonse Elric, Mei Chang, and 4 others like this
Roy Mustang: best part of being blind is gettnig to hug the lieutenant
.......... Riza Hawkeye: don’t push it sir
.......... Roy Mustang: but but but D:
.......... Riza Hawkeye: *rolls eyes*
.................... Jean Havoc likes this
They saved the world, Roy managed to get his eyesight back, and together with Hawkeye and the rest of his subordinates he set out to create a beautiful future.
Edward Elric: got laid in canon before Mustang did! LOL
.......... Winry Elric likes this
.......... Roy Mustang: -___-
.......... Riza Hawkeye: *patpat*
.......... Roy Mustang: <3
Roy Mustang: 108 chapters and I never even got to kiss her. fml