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"They suggest that gamers may find inspiration in their "iconic shape," by which I assume they mean 'a triangle.'"
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"Somehow we ended up with a bag of X-13D superchips, some kind of mystery flavor, and if you want to know what the taste like imagine that a hamburger patty has fallen onto a cat, condiment side down. Believe me, it's worth buying a bag to verify this assertion. I went to their site to try and figure out what was going on, or if I should call Poison Control, or what, and it took me to some terrifying snack chip dystopia. I ended up working these weird gears and twisting valves so cheese could get through, it was like the Nacho version of Myst."
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"Somehow we ended up with a bag of X-13D superchips, some kind of mystery flavor, and if you want to know what the taste like imagine that a hamburger patty has fallen onto a cat, condiment side down. Believe me, it's worth buying a bag to verify this assertion. I went to their site to try and figure out what was going on, or if I should call Poison Control, or what, and it took me to some terrifying snack chip dystopia. I ended up working these weird gears and twisting valves so cheese could get through, it was like the Nacho version of Myst."