My dad just forwarded this joke to me.
I don't think this joke needs a disclaimer but... ummm... nah... I can't think of one. It's kind of funny that my dad would send this to me. Once he sent me a powerpoint presentation that ended with a horrific naked picture of a very elderly woman. *shudder*
> > > Subject: Cowboy and Gay Bar
> > >
> > > A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
> > > "But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink."
> > > When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the
> > > cowboy, "What's the name of your penis?"
> > > The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
> > > drink."
> > > The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you
> > > until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called
> > > Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar
> > > calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies'."
> > > The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
> > > him a second to think it over.
> > > So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who
> > > is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man
> > > looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX".
> > > The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies,
> > > "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
> > > A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
> > > happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says,
> > > "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and
> > > proudly
> > > exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you
> > > driven a Ford, lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine
> > > CHEVY... Like A Rock!" And gives a wink.
> > > Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a
> > > moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns
> > > to
> > > the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'SECRET.' Now give
> > > me a beer."
> > > The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
> > > asks, "Why Secret?"
> > > The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
> > > MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
> > > Subject: Cowboy and Gay Bar
> > >
> > > A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
> > > "But what the heck," he says to himself, I really want a drink."
> > > When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the
> > > cowboy, "What's the name of your penis?"
> > > The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
> > > drink."
> > > The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you
> > > until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called
> > > Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar
> > > calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies'."
> > > The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give
> > > him a second to think it over.
> > > So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who
> > > is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man
> > > looks back and says with a smile "TIMEX".
> > > The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies,
> > > "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"
> > > A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
> > > happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says,
> > > "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and
> > > proudly
> > > exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you
> > > driven a Ford, lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine
> > > CHEVY... Like A Rock!" And gives a wink.
> > > Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a
> > > moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns
> > > to
> > > the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'SECRET.' Now give
> > > me a beer."
> > > The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
> > > asks, "Why Secret?"
> > > The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
> > > MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"