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"Jon, I am America. From my hand to my left nipple has already decided which way it's going. Up to Maine. But the Western half of me is still up for grabs."
"I hate to ask this, Stephen, but what about the south?"
"Well, Jon, we both know how that swings."
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Also:
Jon Stewart: "Power is the key to corruption and illicit sex."
Jon Astin: "Power is the teleporter to corruption, illicit sex, and awkward photo opportunities."
"I hate to ask this, Stephen, but what about the south?"
"Well, Jon, we both know how that swings."
Brought to you by www.jon-and-stephen-are-gay.com.
Also:
Jon Stewart: "Power is the key to corruption and illicit sex."
Jon Astin: "Power is the teleporter to corruption, illicit sex, and awkward photo opportunities."