KATSURA- 2/20/11flytoreadorflyFebruary 21 2011, 04:08:05 UTC
aLRIGHT, wELL, iT WOULD HELP iF YOU HAD SOME, aWESOME BEATS TO LISTEN TO WHILE i, dISH OUT THESE RHYMES, sO GET READY TO, gET TROLLED BY, tHE MASTA OF ALTERNIAN SLAM POETRY, dA BEST OF DA BEST, mORE HORNTACULAR THAN THE REST, (aND BY THAT i MEAN, tHAT MY HORNS ARE VERY BIG,) yOUR BONE BULGE WILL BE, tWITCHING, i CAN ATTEST, (oKAY WOW THAT SOUNDS KIND OF, sEXUAL, i AM SORRY,) bUT HERE i GO, tAVROS, fEAT PUPA PAN, rEADY TO MAKE MY, bROMO SAPIENS DAAAAAANCE,
dON'T TRY TO, rUN AWAY AND MAKE ME LEAVE A, hUMAN MESSAGE, bECAUSE THAT KIND OF, dISRESPECTING IS GONNA, eARN MY MOCKAGE, sO THE POINT THAT i AM MAKING IS, yOU ARE GOING TO BE WASTED BY MY WRECKAGE, aND BY THE TIME i AM FINISHED, tHIS SHIP WILL, bE CRYING OVER YOUR SUCKAGE, (i THINK i MAY BE USING THE SAME RHYME, tOO MANY TIMES,) sO TURN UP THE BEAT, oR AS THE DAVE HUMAN MAY SAY, bIZZLE, i AM NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT RHYMES WITH, dIZZLE, wHICH SEEMS TO BE WHAT, hUMANS LIKE TO GET ALL UP IN THEIR GRILL, lIKE HOT EARTH MEAT, aLL TOASTED ON A GRIDDLE,
sOME OF THOSE WORDS i DON'T UNDERSTAND, bUT THE GIST i GET, iS THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO UPSET, bUT LIKE A HUMAN POLICEMAN, i TAKE YOUR RAP CONTRABAND, aND REPLACE IT WITH, mY STRICT BEATS THAT AIN'T UNDERHAND, bENDING YOU OVER THE HOOD WITH, mY RHYMES THAT STING, aND i MEAN THAT IN A WAY THAT, oFFENSE i WON'T BRING, tHIS POLICE METAPHOR IS, nOT LEADING TO ANYTHING, bUT IT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL SO, uH, i BET IT IS SICK, (wHICH DOESN'T REALLY RHYME, bUT, tHIS IS IMPROV,)
sO GET READY TO,
gET TROLLED BY, tHE MASTA OF ALTERNIAN SLAM POETRY,
dA BEST OF DA BEST,
mORE HORNTACULAR THAN THE REST,
(aND BY THAT i MEAN, tHAT MY HORNS ARE VERY BIG,)
yOUR BONE BULGE WILL BE, tWITCHING, i CAN ATTEST,
(oKAY WOW THAT SOUNDS KIND OF, sEXUAL, i AM SORRY,)
bUT HERE i GO, tAVROS, fEAT PUPA PAN,
rEADY TO MAKE MY, bROMO SAPIENS DAAAAAANCE,
dON'T TRY TO, rUN AWAY AND MAKE ME LEAVE A, hUMAN MESSAGE,
bECAUSE THAT KIND OF, dISRESPECTING IS GONNA, eARN MY MOCKAGE,
sO THE POINT THAT i AM MAKING IS, yOU ARE GOING TO BE WASTED BY MY WRECKAGE,
aND BY THE TIME i AM FINISHED, tHIS SHIP WILL,
bE CRYING OVER YOUR SUCKAGE,
(i THINK i MAY BE USING THE SAME RHYME, tOO MANY TIMES,)
sO TURN UP THE BEAT, oR AS THE DAVE HUMAN MAY SAY, bIZZLE,
i AM NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT RHYMES WITH, dIZZLE,
wHICH SEEMS TO BE WHAT, hUMANS LIKE TO GET ALL UP IN THEIR GRILL,
lIKE HOT EARTH MEAT, aLL TOASTED ON A GRIDDLE,
sOME OF THOSE WORDS i DON'T UNDERSTAND, bUT THE GIST i GET, iS THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO UPSET,
bUT LIKE A HUMAN POLICEMAN, i TAKE YOUR RAP CONTRABAND,
aND REPLACE IT WITH, mY STRICT BEATS THAT AIN'T UNDERHAND,
bENDING YOU OVER THE HOOD WITH, mY RHYMES THAT STING,
aND i MEAN THAT IN A WAY THAT, oFFENSE i WON'T BRING,
tHIS POLICE METAPHOR IS, nOT LEADING TO ANYTHING,
bUT IT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL SO, uH, i BET IT IS SICK,
(wHICH DOESN'T REALLY RHYME, bUT, tHIS IS IMPROV,)
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