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Things I've recently overheard:
A kid, probably a fifth grader:
"Gimme my fuckin' cell phone back!"
"Masturbation can make you lose your dick."
"If you're gay, you're not allowed to have sex. Where's it go when you ejaculate?"
"No, idiot, a bong is what you smoke pot out of!" (while attempting to mime it)
One of the guys that works in the dining hall, just now, on a pay phone:
"There's people around. I said, it's so sexy when you do that. I ain't never experienced something like that before. It's so sexy. It's like I need you to slap me, to make sure I ain't dreaming."
A kid, probably a fifth grader:
"Gimme my fuckin' cell phone back!"
"Masturbation can make you lose your dick."
"If you're gay, you're not allowed to have sex. Where's it go when you ejaculate?"
"No, idiot, a bong is what you smoke pot out of!" (while attempting to mime it)
One of the guys that works in the dining hall, just now, on a pay phone:
"There's people around. I said, it's so sexy when you do that. I ain't never experienced something like that before. It's so sexy. It's like I need you to slap me, to make sure I ain't dreaming."