Jul 05, 2006 19:41
so today was my grandmothers very last day of work. she is retiring after working for this company for almost a hundred years. anyways, i decide to call her and leave her a message so when she gets home she will know i was thinking of her. why? because she told me the other day that even though my uncle works overnight, their new phone isn't as loud, and she closes his bedroom door so he doesn't even know the phone rings. she called me back while i was working so i decide to play her little game of phone tag and call her back. my uncle answers..."hey conrad, is gram there?" "yeah, but if you EVER call at 2:19 again i will change the phone number so you can't call anymore" after i exchanged a few words with him and finally got to wish my grandmother a happy retirement, i told her if she ever needs me, she has my number and that i'm not calling her anymore.
so fuck you uncle conrad, fuck you!
by the way, at the end of all my posts from now on, i will have a : fuck you _____________, fuck you!
hey conrad, ps! just because you SAY that the fact that no one has ever SEEN one of your gf's doesn't mean you don't have, doesn't make it true. i know you are gay, ok? you have never brought home a girl, and i doubt you have ever been with one. and i also know that you strategically place opened porno mags under your bed so that gram will see them when she gets the cats from under there when she has to take them to the vet. nice try gay uncle conrad, but we also know that you pretend to be into hunting and fishing. you have never brought anything home, and lets face it...its because gay men don't know how to hunt. so once again, fuck you gay uncle conrad, fuck you!