Friends-In-Need-Of-Friends Series (Pt.1): My friend Richard...
Being the crazy person tht u see in clubs takes its toll on me.. so when i am at home.. i rely on my friends to amuse me.. either with their stupidity(we-shall-not-name-them) or with their smart alec quotes. The idea of doing this is becos well, i wanted u guys to get to know my friends a little bit more and well.. yeah.. the person i am gonna talk about doesnt really have many friends.. and since my blog reaches out to places like Segamat and Lahore... well, he thought it'd be nice to have a piece on him right here.... well this is Richard(haelcy0n) and hes the lawyer tht goes to work in a bloody paul frank singlet and talks to his bosses about Bonia Hermes Bags or Swatch Cartier watches. But above all that, hes the one tht makes me laugh whenever i have a conversation with him because he says things like tht:
When he was trying to figure out our friend's office building:-
Me: Hey, u know Jac's with @@@@ right? Her office's at the concourse.. near you.. can meet for lunch or smtg...
Richard: Which one is the concourse?
Me: The white one.. the one thts the most prominent in beach road....
Richard: Oh the one tht looks like a ribbed condom....
When i was complaning to him about the hotel staff in amsterdam:-
Me: Wah lao, the bloody staff in the AMS hotel damn stupid.. ask them question in email they reply my mail without answering my qtns....
Richard: Aiyah... its like tht one....
Me: Why leh?
RIchard: All high mah!
When i was talking to him about the black guy tht can run thru walls on the T.V series Heros:
Richard: the black guy tht can walk thru walls, his powers are damn crappy....
Me: yeah... quite no use also....
Richard: think of it, if he can just walk thru walls like tht, then how come he doesnt just sink into the floor?
When i told him tht my friend got stopped by the T.P cos he was eating a pau while driving(this is NOT a joke):-
Me: U know @@@@@@ got stopped by the T.P last night for eating a pau and the reason they gave was tht both his hands were not on the wheel.... how dumbass right?
Richard: yah.... if it were me.. i'd ask them "what if i am driving a bloody stick shift ????"
Me: LOL.... iDunno... first gear and 20kmph from Paris Ris to Jurong? :P
I wonder what they teach in law school. Oh wells don't u just love Richard? If u are free u can call 100 and talk to him... he does P.T on sundays 4-8pm only... Thats all for today.. but do check back for the next installment of my "Friends-In-Need-Of-Friends" series... cooo!
When he was trying to figure out our friend's office building:-
Me: Hey, u know Jac's with @@@@ right? Her office's at the concourse.. near you.. can meet for lunch or smtg...
Richard: Which one is the concourse?
Me: The white one.. the one thts the most prominent in beach road....
Richard: Oh the one tht looks like a ribbed condom....
When i was complaning to him about the hotel staff in amsterdam:-
Me: Wah lao, the bloody staff in the AMS hotel damn stupid.. ask them question in email they reply my mail without answering my qtns....
Richard: Aiyah... its like tht one....
Me: Why leh?
RIchard: All high mah!
When i was talking to him about the black guy tht can run thru walls on the T.V series Heros:
Richard: the black guy tht can walk thru walls, his powers are damn crappy....
Me: yeah... quite no use also....
Richard: think of it, if he can just walk thru walls like tht, then how come he doesnt just sink into the floor?
When i told him tht my friend got stopped by the T.P cos he was eating a pau while driving(this is NOT a joke):-
Me: U know @@@@@@ got stopped by the T.P last night for eating a pau and the reason they gave was tht both his hands were not on the wheel.... how dumbass right?
Richard: yah.... if it were me.. i'd ask them "what if i am driving a bloody stick shift ????"
Me: LOL.... iDunno... first gear and 20kmph from Paris Ris to Jurong? :P
I wonder what they teach in law school. Oh wells don't u just love Richard? If u are free u can call 100 and talk to him... he does P.T on sundays 4-8pm only... Thats all for today.. but do check back for the next installment of my "Friends-In-Need-Of-Friends" series... cooo!