My friend Renne
I've got a friend.... and she's mentally challenged... oh heck, she's just stupid. Why is she stupid? Well thats the very purpose of this entry... Now, to introduce the twit...
Renne:
:Me If you can't see her face clearly.. shes the one with me in my userpic.. :)
Renne. Shes the female equavelent of what bruce is as posted here and here. So it was, the day of her departure back to Scotland for her studies (yes i know, its not really tallying the dimwitness and her being from St Andrews.. but trust me u'll see why..) We made our way down to Bugis for lunch and shopped ard in Muji which was the selected "crime scene"(for the day). We were walking around when we came upon these:
Incident 1 (with accompanying exhibit):
Her comment: Eh, whats tht har? Calculator ar? How come looks so weird one?
If you all still by now are still thinking theres nothing wrong with her question then bless your souls because just cause something has numbers on them doesnt mean its a calculator!!! A calculator, my dear readers looks like this:
Incident 2 (with accompanying exhibit):
Her comment: Eh, whats that ar? Looks like a clock hor?
If you all are once again still wondring whats wrong with her comment. Pls stop reading before i make u feel stupid too. How on earth is is even called a clock when it can't even keep its own time? You've got to manually and not to mention constantly change the numbers to reflect the right time... with the help of ANOTHER CLOCK/WATCH/SUN DIAL/HOURGLASS.
Incident 3 (with acccompying self-explanatory evidence):
I believe i don't need to further elaborate on why theres anything wrong? But that said.. it might have been a slip of the eye like when we sometimes get up the wrong escalator. But there is one incident that really takes the cake...
For those of you who have watched Curse of The Golden Flower, you would remember the last scene where the emperor made the empress drink the cup of poison and the show ended when the cup was flipped up by the empress and the poison was spilt on the table. Now heres the golden moment of bimboticness. After the credits roll:
Renne: Eh...
Me: Ya?
Renne: THey eating hot plate bbq meh?
Me: Har? what are u talking abt?
Renne: How come just now the drink spilled on the table then got steam like burning like that?
Me: *incredulous looks* are u serious or are u just joking?
Renne: Really la! They also didnt show the smoke earlieer for the hot plate when they were talking and all tht just now...
Me: Darling, there was smoke cos the table was melting cos the cup contained poison and it was prolly acidic!!!! -.-""""
So there you have it... My friend Renne. I love her to bits cos she often makes me feel like i am not that dumb afterall. :) Oh by the way, if any of the above happened before to anyone reading, I'm sure its purely coincidental.. it HAS TO BE. If not, i could give u her msn and you could make friends? :)
Renne:
:Me If you can't see her face clearly.. shes the one with me in my userpic.. :)
Renne. Shes the female equavelent of what bruce is as posted here and here. So it was, the day of her departure back to Scotland for her studies (yes i know, its not really tallying the dimwitness and her being from St Andrews.. but trust me u'll see why..) We made our way down to Bugis for lunch and shopped ard in Muji which was the selected "crime scene"(for the day). We were walking around when we came upon these:
Incident 1 (with accompanying exhibit):
Her comment: Eh, whats tht har? Calculator ar? How come looks so weird one?
If you all still by now are still thinking theres nothing wrong with her question then bless your souls because just cause something has numbers on them doesnt mean its a calculator!!! A calculator, my dear readers looks like this:
Incident 2 (with accompanying exhibit):
Her comment: Eh, whats that ar? Looks like a clock hor?
If you all are once again still wondring whats wrong with her comment. Pls stop reading before i make u feel stupid too. How on earth is is even called a clock when it can't even keep its own time? You've got to manually and not to mention constantly change the numbers to reflect the right time... with the help of ANOTHER CLOCK/WATCH/SUN DIAL/HOURGLASS.
Incident 3 (with acccompying self-explanatory evidence):
I believe i don't need to further elaborate on why theres anything wrong? But that said.. it might have been a slip of the eye like when we sometimes get up the wrong escalator. But there is one incident that really takes the cake...
For those of you who have watched Curse of The Golden Flower, you would remember the last scene where the emperor made the empress drink the cup of poison and the show ended when the cup was flipped up by the empress and the poison was spilt on the table. Now heres the golden moment of bimboticness. After the credits roll:
Renne: Eh...
Me: Ya?
Renne: THey eating hot plate bbq meh?
Me: Har? what are u talking abt?
Renne: How come just now the drink spilled on the table then got steam like burning like that?
Me: *incredulous looks* are u serious or are u just joking?
Renne: Really la! They also didnt show the smoke earlieer for the hot plate when they were talking and all tht just now...
Me: Darling, there was smoke cos the table was melting cos the cup contained poison and it was prolly acidic!!!! -.-""""
So there you have it... My friend Renne. I love her to bits cos she often makes me feel like i am not that dumb afterall. :) Oh by the way, if any of the above happened before to anyone reading, I'm sure its purely coincidental.. it HAS TO BE. If not, i could give u her msn and you could make friends? :)