When FA Goes Down (a song parody)

[flynn_thedragon]

(done to the tune of "When the Man Comes Around" by Johnny Cash)

...and I heard, as it were, a passing rumor...
It said: "FA's going down soon...you'll see."
So I saw...and beheld...a 404.

*guitar starts strumming steadily*

The boards...are lit up...with posts and flames.
...and every fan's...going 'round...placing blame.
So the admins...get berated...oh the shame.
On their posts, no more smileys, only frowns.
*guitar chords*
When FA...goes down.

*guitar strumming*

The hares...and the foxes...and the pups...
Gripped in terror...as their porn...all dries up...
Cry out: "Hey guys...what happened...to the backup?"
Maybe Fender...confused a hotwire...with a ground?
*guitar chords*
...and so FA...goes down.

*guitar strumming*

For Dragoneer, Nekogami and Strider...
One hundred million viewers pinging...
The multitudes are +watching...and comment some.
Oh some are horses, some are lions...
Some make up a species, but at least they're tryin'...
All the boys are here 'til kingdom come.

So their girlfriends...log on to Tapestries...
...and the virgins...are all...padding their wixxx.

*guitar strumming*

When FA...goes down.