It wasn't me, it was the naked woman
In the parking garage. With the knife.
I just came across this article from The Dallas Morning News.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/040507dnmetplanoattack.38d3de9.html
After reading it, I think this article left out some important information.
For example: What turn of events took place from the time she was with friends in a car headed to an open mic night, to the time she was cornered in a parking lot, naked, holding a knife.
At what point in the night do you decide to leave the car and take off your clothes. Why do you have a knife?
Also, let's assume I knew a thing or two about being handcuffed in the back of a cop car, how do you muster up the strength to kick out a window! I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.
So...in other news I've started the search for a perfect coffee mug. I figure with drinking 2 or 3 cups of coffee a day I should upgrade from the generic mugs supplied in the break room at work, to something a little more personal. Plus I love fancy coffee mugs, it puts me in a good mood in the morning, and I usually need all the help I can get before 10 am.