San Diego!
I'm in San Diego for one week, taking my first-ever Vacation.
Today, I went to Sea World.
There, I petted a dolphin for half an hour. He liked me because I implied that I had dead fish. I named him Loudmouth the Gullible. I have pictures of this, which I will upload at a later date.
I also went into the penguin habitat, which was cold. There I petted two penguins; a young Macaroni named Macaroni 137, and an Emperor, whose name I did not learn. I have pictures of this as well.
And before I left, I punched a whale. Right in the face. Down he went, like Liston.
Okay, so I didn't punch a whale. A hundred points to the first person to tell me what that quote is from. But the rest is true, and it was awesome.
Today, I went to Sea World.
There, I petted a dolphin for half an hour. He liked me because I implied that I had dead fish. I named him Loudmouth the Gullible. I have pictures of this, which I will upload at a later date.
I also went into the penguin habitat, which was cold. There I petted two penguins; a young Macaroni named Macaroni 137, and an Emperor, whose name I did not learn. I have pictures of this as well.
And before I left, I punched a whale. Right in the face. Down he went, like Liston.
Okay, so I didn't punch a whale. A hundred points to the first person to tell me what that quote is from. But the rest is true, and it was awesome.