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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I gave onetearthatisit a kidney (1000 points). In January I put money in savingyesterday's expired parking meter (14 points). Last week I helped bornagain0502 across the street (6 points). Last Wednesday I gave cheertinker07 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been nice (994 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
flyintiger86