This is so farnie!
Wisdom about love & relationships
☼ Never assume. (He went out wid John! John's a top! So.. He must be a bottom? By daying that.. Ya hav juz commited a post hoc ergo propter hoc. U will never really know till ya slept wid him!)
☼ Do not go out with confused men. Or those who are exploring themselves. Or worse still, those still in the closet. Confused and closeted men are not emotionally stable men. (Ellcrius please take note!)
☼ First-date guys don't want to hear about your crappy day. They want to hear how in control and confident you are. Save the bitch session for when you know each other better- maybe. (Yawns! so many pple love to do tad! By the way I do wanna have a enjoyable date. If I wanna heard grouses.. I will go to my frens! Opps!)
☼ Spend less time trying to meet Mr Right and more time trying to be Mr Right. (Remember! ya not tad Perfect either!)
☼ If it really doesn't work out with someone, forget about the 'I just want to be friends' crap. It's an insult to everyone's intelligence. ( erm... Juz tryin' to be nice?!?!)
☼ Learn to be happy alone. If you require constant companionship to be happy, you need a therapist, not a boyfriend. (I can think of a lot of pple who needs a Therapist!)
☼ Some guys are simply jerks. There is no valid excuse for their actions, and there is no nice guy inside them screaming to get out. (How about "Actually I'm a lil girl inside!!" )
☼ Be less concerned with the length of man's dick, the size of his pectorals or whether he has a 6 or 8-pack and more concerned with the strength of his spine. A strong backbone clearly separates the brain from the asshole. (Ya rite! Give ya a penis with the size of a lighter! I'm so gonna enjoy the look on ya face!)
☼ Don't assume he's immature because he's young. Don't assume he's emotionally mature because he's older. (Ellcrius.. this is for ya again!)
☼ Mr Perfect is a myth. Mr Perfect is a myth. Mr Perfect is a myth. You will never find someone who satisfies all your criteria and is flawless. If you believe you're dating Mr Perfect, you are either deceiving yourself or you are dangerously low in self-esteem. (My believe is.. No one is perfect till ya made him so.. Its all perception baby.. Ya own perception!)
☼ Get over your gay guilt. AND any baggage from previous relationships. If you can’t accept and value yourself for what you are, your dates will start to resemble binary black holes of emotional need. You can’t hate yourself and at the same time expect to find love. (As tis ZA ad goes.. Love yourself everyway... )
☼ A homosexual orientation is not an automatic indication of taste, class or intelligence. (Neither should homos be stereotype to be loud diva "Honey!" sprouting feminine guys dress in fancy extravagant clothes n shoes)
☼ Very good-looking men come with their own special set of problems and insecurities. Don't assume he's taken because he's attractive. And don't assume he's a snob because he's beautiful. (hmm.. its gettin late.. Time 2.11 AM)
☼ Realize that the two of you won’t always agree on every subject. Just because you have an argument doesn’t mean the relationship is doomed to failure. There’s a big difference between arguing and fighting. (still 2.11 AM)
☼ Three dates does not a boyfriend make. (2.12AM)
☼ Stop assuming every guy you meet is a potential husband. This is a special brand of self-torture. Have your fantasies if you must, but let him be who he is, and give yourself a break. It's not your fault if he isn't Mr Right. (That sounds so overbearing!)
☼ You can't really change anyone, and no one can really change you, but you can be deceived into believing both. (I do believe 1 can change.. We all r changing constantly..)
☼ Straight-acting is a joke. Anyone with your bits in his mouth is queer. Don’t argue with him. Let him have his fantasy. The bed is not the place for a debate on the semantics of sexuality. (Hmmm... Try using Butch! or Masculine! LOLZ!)
☼ If it's over, it's over. You can't bargain your way out of being dumped. Although second chances sometimes work out for the best, third and fourth chances never do. Instead, try being alone for a while.
☼ Only porn stars should have sex at work. Keep work and pleasure APART.
and most importantly:
☼ Don't drag your friends into your dating traumas. Bouncing them back and forth between hating and accepting your partner will wear them out, and they may not be there later when you need support the most. (Hmmmm... =X)
☼ Never assume. (He went out wid John! John's a top! So.. He must be a bottom? By daying that.. Ya hav juz commited a post hoc ergo propter hoc. U will never really know till ya slept wid him!)
☼ Do not go out with confused men. Or those who are exploring themselves. Or worse still, those still in the closet. Confused and closeted men are not emotionally stable men. (Ellcrius please take note!)
☼ First-date guys don't want to hear about your crappy day. They want to hear how in control and confident you are. Save the bitch session for when you know each other better- maybe. (Yawns! so many pple love to do tad! By the way I do wanna have a enjoyable date. If I wanna heard grouses.. I will go to my frens! Opps!)
☼ Spend less time trying to meet Mr Right and more time trying to be Mr Right. (Remember! ya not tad Perfect either!)
☼ If it really doesn't work out with someone, forget about the 'I just want to be friends' crap. It's an insult to everyone's intelligence. ( erm... Juz tryin' to be nice?!?!)
☼ Learn to be happy alone. If you require constant companionship to be happy, you need a therapist, not a boyfriend. (I can think of a lot of pple who needs a Therapist!)
☼ Some guys are simply jerks. There is no valid excuse for their actions, and there is no nice guy inside them screaming to get out. (How about "Actually I'm a lil girl inside!!" )
☼ Be less concerned with the length of man's dick, the size of his pectorals or whether he has a 6 or 8-pack and more concerned with the strength of his spine. A strong backbone clearly separates the brain from the asshole. (Ya rite! Give ya a penis with the size of a lighter! I'm so gonna enjoy the look on ya face!)
☼ Don't assume he's immature because he's young. Don't assume he's emotionally mature because he's older. (Ellcrius.. this is for ya again!)
☼ Mr Perfect is a myth. Mr Perfect is a myth. Mr Perfect is a myth. You will never find someone who satisfies all your criteria and is flawless. If you believe you're dating Mr Perfect, you are either deceiving yourself or you are dangerously low in self-esteem. (My believe is.. No one is perfect till ya made him so.. Its all perception baby.. Ya own perception!)
☼ Get over your gay guilt. AND any baggage from previous relationships. If you can’t accept and value yourself for what you are, your dates will start to resemble binary black holes of emotional need. You can’t hate yourself and at the same time expect to find love. (As tis ZA ad goes.. Love yourself everyway... )
☼ A homosexual orientation is not an automatic indication of taste, class or intelligence. (Neither should homos be stereotype to be loud diva "Honey!" sprouting feminine guys dress in fancy extravagant clothes n shoes)
☼ Very good-looking men come with their own special set of problems and insecurities. Don't assume he's taken because he's attractive. And don't assume he's a snob because he's beautiful. (hmm.. its gettin late.. Time 2.11 AM)
☼ Realize that the two of you won’t always agree on every subject. Just because you have an argument doesn’t mean the relationship is doomed to failure. There’s a big difference between arguing and fighting. (still 2.11 AM)
☼ Three dates does not a boyfriend make. (2.12AM)
☼ Stop assuming every guy you meet is a potential husband. This is a special brand of self-torture. Have your fantasies if you must, but let him be who he is, and give yourself a break. It's not your fault if he isn't Mr Right. (That sounds so overbearing!)
☼ You can't really change anyone, and no one can really change you, but you can be deceived into believing both. (I do believe 1 can change.. We all r changing constantly..)
☼ Straight-acting is a joke. Anyone with your bits in his mouth is queer. Don’t argue with him. Let him have his fantasy. The bed is not the place for a debate on the semantics of sexuality. (Hmmm... Try using Butch! or Masculine! LOLZ!)
☼ If it's over, it's over. You can't bargain your way out of being dumped. Although second chances sometimes work out for the best, third and fourth chances never do. Instead, try being alone for a while.
☼ Only porn stars should have sex at work. Keep work and pleasure APART.
and most importantly:
☼ Don't drag your friends into your dating traumas. Bouncing them back and forth between hating and accepting your partner will wear them out, and they may not be there later when you need support the most. (Hmmmm... =X)