OMG.

Feb 13, 2006 17:35

So. That person that was supposed to go to the movies with me, Vick+Chris decided not to go. Why? He says he had a dentist appointment.
WHO THE FUCK HAS A DENTIST APPOINTMENT AT 7:30?
C'mon.

I know I've said this a lot, but I HAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEE :@:@:@:@:@:@ BH. Seriously. If I buy a can of pop, he'll take it out of my hands and seriously fucking chug half the thing. 'yea, thanks buddy!' he bought one today, and I asked him if I could have a sip, obviously he said no. (EVEN THOUGH I GAVE HIM MONEY LAST WEEK) So like 10 minutes later, I take it out of his hands and take LITTLE TINY MOTHER FUCKING SIP and in the most serious voice he can conjure up with, he calls me a bitch. I gave him my retard/dirty/ihateyouwhydidieverlikeyou look, and hand it back to him and he says, i swear to god, he said 'you can have the rest.'

WTF?

to be continued.

Okay. Back. Let me get back into the mindset. 'Cause I was mad when I was writing that, lololol.

I *REALLY* hate him. How the fuck could I have liked him for one day? COULD YOU IMAGINE IF I *DID* SUCK HIM?!
I'd have to be on jerk-alert and buy myself a jerk-radar.
'Cause, I mean, really.

Anyways.
Ryan Duffy+Andrew Racine= two mother effing sexiest winks ever.
If I was a drunk horny drunk slut puking in a bar and they winked at me I'd be like:

TAKE ME NOW!
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