Double fired!
We took our cat to the vet because he's had the runs for the last couple of months. Turns out he has some minor parasite in his intestines from eating bugs or god knows what. The vet gave us some pills which will cure him. I don't know if anyone's tried "pilling" a cat before. If you haven't, don't start. My wife's holding him wrapped in a towel like a burrito and I'm trying to cram pills down his throat and coaxing him to swallow. Twenty minuets later we finally got them all down and I have several holes in my finger which is now wrapped in a bandage. Damn cat.
I really should make kitty burgers tonight.