So ap testing yesterday. What a lame thing.Actually i was so nervous i kept drinking so much water that i had to use the bathroom every half hour and felt like puking. But anwaywas that was wayy tmi! anyways today i've done nothing. Slept into 12 talked to andy for maybe an hour using our webcams and aim. The days almost over and wow its been a fast day.
Nassua You know i really do not feel ike this...
andy!!!! he lives in michigan.
Britt and I formal night two second to last night of the cruise. sniff sniff
Coki Beach... St. Tomas virgin island
family pic one.
family pic two.
Now look at both family pics... Do you honestly think my parents will get a decent family pic with me... Heck no!
nassua's water... I"m in love.
1. Name: jessica
2. Single or Taken: Single
3. Sex: Female.
4. Siblings: The little boy that runs around like a complete lunitic whining. Yea him.
5. Eye color: Its brown
6. Shoe size: 5-6
7. Height: 5' 2"
8. Innie or Outie: inne
9. What are you wearing right now?:Tank top and sweat pants. How hot.
10. Where do you live: Suwanee.. About 30 min awy from Atlanta maybe more or less
12. Can you make a dollar in change right now: Let me pull out my imaginary change purse
13. Do you have a BF or GF: Nope
14. Best place to go for a date?: Hm i dunno. My pants?
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Favorites...
1. Kind of pants: Whatever i have
2. Number: screw that what about letters?
3. Boys Name: let me name some guy names that i have met and found intersting: Dennis, Andy, Tyger and Craig, Chad
4. Girls Name: Catolina. I dunno.
5. Animal: llama...simply becuase its fun to spell along with inebriated which is fun to say
6. Drinks: Water
8. Month: May and July
9. Juice: I dont drink juice
10. Breakfast: You
have you ever...
1. Given anyone a bath? Yes that little boy i was talking about earlier
3. Bungee Jump? Heck yes i landed flat on my face. Thats why i'm living off of life support spending my pointless days poundering on why my parents are allowing me to live when i'm a complete vegetable. Man i cant wait till im 18
4. Made yourself throw-up? unfortunalty yes. I do it every time i eat something. I'm afarid that little extra food will add excess baggage and i really enjoy the feelin of stomach acid coming up my throat
6. Put your tongue on a frozen pole: yes It was on a ski lift pole as i was going up. It was fun becuase i was about to get off to.
7. Loved someone so much it made you cry? Nope. I'm like the tin man who wishes to have a heart
8. Broken a bone: yes i broke my rib. and then every bone in my body oafter the bungee jumping accident.
9. Played truth or dare: Yes, I had to kiss a bunch of boys. Nothing bad. Its not like they enjoyed. Seriously it was like OMG eww cringe Jessica.
10. Been in a police car: not yet. I was being a badass at the library and was almost sent to the police station.
11. Been on a plane: yes. Nothing interesting Just my constant fear of hieghts so i spent majority of my time puking my guts out...hypervenolating and then my parents gave me some tynola pm with some vodka. I was out in a heart beat... didnt quite wake up till the next week. So i missed the vacatin.
12. Came close to dying: yea i jumped off the roof thinking i could fly. It was cool to bad i landed on the concrete.
13. Been in a sauna: Yea i was hypervinolating once the door closed and locked in for about an hour. It was awesome
14. Been in a hot tub: Yea thats where i lost my viginity.
15. Swam in the ocean: No i sink in salt water... its a medical mystery.
16. Fallen asleep in school: yes unfortunaly. My teachers voices sound like a sweet lullaby being sung to me
17. Ran away?: Yes i do it every evening. You can find me at the street corner selling drugs to little 10 yr olds and also prostitution.
18. Broken someone's heart: litterally or in theory?
19. Cried when someone died: Nah i'm like the tin man.. if i only had a heart. Well maybe i would give a shit then
20. Cried in school: Nah i dont own a heart or any tear ducts or whatever they are call. Anotehr medical mystery
21. Fell off your chair: I am the chair
22. Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?: I do it every night hoping tis death
23. Saved AIM convos: Quite a few. I'm a stalker
24. Saved e-mails: quite a few. I'm a stalker
25. Made out with/kissed just a friend?: yes i do it everynight. Man
26. Used someone: Yup. Those are the men that i've broken their hearts
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What is...
1. Your good luck charm?: I dont own one. Especially since i am good luck
2. Best song you ever heard: Hm. Jesus was a communist?
3. What's your room like: a bomb shelter
4. What is beside you?: all myreed making tools. Yes i do mean razors and knivies... so little boys and girls... where do you live?
5. The last thing you ate: Hm. I dont remember. I haven't eaten in 10 billion days/
6. What kind of shampoo do you use?: ha. my hair is shamppoo
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Ever Had...
1. Chicken pox: yes to bad i was the one who spreaded it to everyone elese
2. Sore Throat: yea i gave quite a few people that
3. Stitches: not yet but maybe i can give you one
4. Broken nose: nah
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Do You...
1. Believe in love at first sight: I love to lust you up.
2. Like picnics: yes they are fun to watch those ants go marching by caring your food off
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Questions:
1. How many schools have you gone to: well 3 elementary schools one middle school and one high school. You do the stupid math.
2. Who was the last person you called: Aj i think
3. Who was the last person you slow danced with: hm. I was doing a bunch of things that night. But i havent slowed dance with people becuas ei rather do the sex with my clothes on in the dance floor.
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Who?::
1. Was the last person you yelled at?: my brother.
2. Broke your heart: no one. well not yet well.. They cant e bcyase i do ot own a heart/
3. Told you they loved you?: Well...
4. is your loudest friend?: all of them
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1. Do you like filling these out: yes becuase everything i've stated is a complete lie fiilled with sarcasm and oh the joys of being me
2. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses: Hm. I cant get laskic yet so im goign tiwht both
3. Do you like yourself? Of coarse...just anyone i meet that reminds me of myself i hate them
4. Do you get along with your family: nope its world war 3 in my house
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Questions:
1. What are you listening to now?: music
2. What did you do yesterday?: got fucked upa nd party around naked.
3. Gotten any awards: yea
4. What car do you wish to have: i rather hav ea jet pack
5. Where do you want to get married: some where so i can just go and skip the recepetion and have sex.
6. Good driver?: heck yes I just miss red lights cut people off you mnow the typical bad drivers driving. at times road rage
7. Good singer?: heck yes i break mirros and glass everytime i sing
9. How many remote controls are in your house: 3 maybe
10. What do you dream about?: Well last night i dreamed off.. Shit i dont know Who gives a damn about what i dream abuot.
11. When did u last take a shower?: after 1
12. Scary or Funny Movies: ha
13. chocolate or vanilla: ew
14. Rootbeer or Dr.Pepper: alchol.
15. Skiing or snowboarding: skiing.
16. Summer or winter?: summmer
17. Silver or Gold?: They both look good on me.Becuas eim soo damn sexy
18. Sprite or 7up: Water
19. Coffee or tea: Coffee!
20. Phone or in person: in person. Its more um... passionate and meaniful. You can see their expressions and being close to them means a whole lot. (obviously you can tell im missing someone... man i wish he didnt live so far away)
21. Are you oldest, middle, or youngest? eldest
22: Indoors or Outdoors?: outdoors
23. Diamond or pearl: idont know i'm not really allowed to wear jewelry becuase im to rough
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Today did you:
1. Talk to someone you liked: yes
2. Bought something: the world
3. Get sick: yes im puking my guts our
4. Sang: your face
5. Talked to an ex: which one?
6. Miss someone: totally
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Last person who....
1. Was in your bed: ha. wouldnt you like to know
2. Saw you cry: um. who says i can cry
3. Made you cry: those bitches n hoes
4. Went to the movies with: sherille and jess something
5. You went to the mall with: sherillee and jes something
7. You hugged: oh god i dont know
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Have you..
1. Ever been in a fight with your pet:my cat is a vicious beast she goes for my feet all the time
2. Been to California: not yet.
3. Been to Mexico: yes thats where i learned people can think i'm hispanic. and thats where my prents found me.
4. Been to Canada: yea tobad they kicked me out for illegal immigrant
5. Been to Europe: yea i clubbed there so much that man i forgot who i was
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Random.....
1. Do you have a crush on someone: yes and he knowns it becuase he likes me too
2. What book are you reading now?: ha
3. Best feeling in the world: the feelings of nervous butterflies flying in your stomach
4. Future KIDS names: hell if i know
5. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: ha its nto exactlly a stuffed animal.. its more of a person. haha
6. Whats under your bed: those coin operated boys
7. Favorite sports to watch: swimming
8. Piercing/Tattoos: ears and maybe i'll get a tattoo on my back
9. What are you scared of: you
10. Who do you really hate: you
11. Have you ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with: who hasent
12. Have you ever cried: no
13. Are you lonely right now: this is effing lame. I'm quiting now
14. Song that's stuck in your head right now:
16. Have you ever gotten beat up:
17. Have you ever been on radio/TV:
18. Have you ever been in a mosh-pit: i started one and then iw as kicked out.
19. Ever liked someone but thought they never noticed you?: you cant help bu notice me.
\20. Last person you talked to on the phone?:
21. Your Favorite Food:
22. Hugs or Kisses?: i love those kisses
23. Butter, Plain, or Salty: popcorn?
24. Cats or Dogs:
25. Have you ever fired a gun?:
26. How many pillows do you sleep with:
27. Who are you missing right now?:
28. Who do you think is handsome/beautiful?:
29. Do you think your ex misses you?:
&****** I'm still a virgin.
so sarcastic