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ro: I don't talk to people I don't like on some level
z3r0 no zero: in fact, those who I don't like, i won't talk to unless they serve some purpose in my evil schemes...
TheSyngedKitters: XD that's nice, phillow. real nice..
z3r0 no zero: unless you're going to help me take over the world or get becky and I closer together, you serve no purpose to me other than being a really good friend :)
z3r0 no zero: Am I making you feel better at all?
TheSyngedKitters: ..Can I cut al the tall people'slegs off that don't matter?
TheSyngedKitters: you are :}
z3r0 no zero: Yes... then they could wobble around...
TheSyngedKitters: Sweet, man, lets go take over the world
z3r0 no zero: and you could them and they'd fall over.
z3r0 no zero: poke them*
TheSyngedKitters: and call them short
TheSyngedKitters: XD
z3r0 no zero: hahaha
z3r0 no zero: yea
TheSyngedKitters: sweet
z3r0 no zero: cept... if you got in a fist fight... you'd better run... all that walking around on the hands has got to make some super upper body strength...
TheSyngedKitters: shit yah XD
TheSyngedKitters: I could kick the back side of their elbows out and they'd fall voer
TheSyngedKitters: XD
z3r0 no zero: but they're like super stealth... they could like swing around and shit... i'd just cut off their legs... and live somewhere with a lot of stairs...
TheSyngedKitters: XD!!1
TheSyngedKitters: yah
TheSyngedKitters: we could throw them into the grand canyon
TheSyngedKitters: they'll never get out
z3r0 no zero: and when they finally climb up with their hands... i just push em over... and they tumble down...
z3r0 no zero: lol
TheSyngedKitters: tumble down and DIE
TheSyngedKitters: XD
z3r0 no zero: I think cutting off arms would be better... cause then... like you could just hide in a room with a door and close the door... they'd never be able to open it.
TheSyngedKitters: LOL
TheSyngedKitters: or just their hands
z3r0 no zero: no... you could turn a knob with stumps... they whole arm would have to go..
z3r0 no zero: and then you could like dangle the arms in the air... and they'd never be able ot grab them :)
TheSyngedKitters: LOL. That would be horrible
TheSyngedKitters: XD
TheSyngedKitters: we'd have to so up their arms though so they don't bleed to death
z3r0 no zero: meh... cauterize the wound.
TheSyngedKitters: X3
z3r0 no zero: See how that works? we could own the world...
z3r0 no zero: But then... maybe we would need people with arms... cause i sure as hell don't want my hamburgers made with feet.
TheSyngedKitters: yah..
TheSyngedKitters: or tacos
TheSyngedKitters: they'd be freakishly short though
TheSyngedKitters: like.. midjits
z3r0 no zero: ewww... feet tacos...
z3r0 no zero: lol
z3r0 no zero: And we'd live in a place that said "Must be this tall to enter"
z3r0 no zero: lol
TheSyngedKitters: yah..
TheSyngedKitters: it'd be my height
z3r0 no zero: lol
z3r0 no zero: you'd be the shortest person with legs alive :)
TheSyngedKitters: I could be in theguiness world records book!
TheSyngedKitters: XD
z3r0 no zero: yush :)
z3r0 no zero: how tall are you anyways...?
TheSyngedKitters: like.. 5'2
TheSyngedKitters: i'm erally not that short.. lol
z3r0 no zero: like the same height as becky
TheSyngedKitters: sweet :D
TheSyngedKitters: people who are like, less than an inch taller than me and like "DUDE! YOU ARE /SO/ SHORT!11!"
TheSyngedKitters: x_x;
z3r0 no zero: stupid people
TheSyngedKitters: I know, left?
z3r0 no zero: left?
TheSyngedKitters: I hate when people go "I know, right?" 'cause it's asking the person the same thing they just told you
z3r0 no zero: ok...
TheSyngedKitters: XD
z3r0 no zero: you.... you... do that...
TheSyngedKitters: I will XD
z3r0 no zero: well good! GOOD!
z3r0 no zero: in fact, those who I don't like, i won't talk to unless they serve some purpose in my evil schemes...
TheSyngedKitters: XD that's nice, phillow. real nice..
z3r0 no zero: unless you're going to help me take over the world or get becky and I closer together, you serve no purpose to me other than being a really good friend :)
z3r0 no zero: Am I making you feel better at all?
TheSyngedKitters: ..Can I cut al the tall people'slegs off that don't matter?
TheSyngedKitters: you are :}
z3r0 no zero: Yes... then they could wobble around...
TheSyngedKitters: Sweet, man, lets go take over the world
z3r0 no zero: and you could them and they'd fall over.
z3r0 no zero: poke them*
TheSyngedKitters: and call them short
TheSyngedKitters: XD
z3r0 no zero: hahaha
z3r0 no zero: yea
TheSyngedKitters: sweet
z3r0 no zero: cept... if you got in a fist fight... you'd better run... all that walking around on the hands has got to make some super upper body strength...
TheSyngedKitters: shit yah XD
TheSyngedKitters: I could kick the back side of their elbows out and they'd fall voer
TheSyngedKitters: XD
z3r0 no zero: but they're like super stealth... they could like swing around and shit... i'd just cut off their legs... and live somewhere with a lot of stairs...
TheSyngedKitters: XD!!1
TheSyngedKitters: yah
TheSyngedKitters: we could throw them into the grand canyon
TheSyngedKitters: they'll never get out
z3r0 no zero: and when they finally climb up with their hands... i just push em over... and they tumble down...
z3r0 no zero: lol
TheSyngedKitters: tumble down and DIE
TheSyngedKitters: XD
z3r0 no zero: I think cutting off arms would be better... cause then... like you could just hide in a room with a door and close the door... they'd never be able to open it.
TheSyngedKitters: LOL
TheSyngedKitters: or just their hands
z3r0 no zero: no... you could turn a knob with stumps... they whole arm would have to go..
z3r0 no zero: and then you could like dangle the arms in the air... and they'd never be able ot grab them :)
TheSyngedKitters: LOL. That would be horrible
TheSyngedKitters: XD
TheSyngedKitters: we'd have to so up their arms though so they don't bleed to death
z3r0 no zero: meh... cauterize the wound.
TheSyngedKitters: X3
z3r0 no zero: See how that works? we could own the world...
z3r0 no zero: But then... maybe we would need people with arms... cause i sure as hell don't want my hamburgers made with feet.
TheSyngedKitters: yah..
TheSyngedKitters: or tacos
TheSyngedKitters: they'd be freakishly short though
TheSyngedKitters: like.. midjits
z3r0 no zero: ewww... feet tacos...
z3r0 no zero: lol
z3r0 no zero: And we'd live in a place that said "Must be this tall to enter"
z3r0 no zero: lol
TheSyngedKitters: yah..
TheSyngedKitters: it'd be my height
z3r0 no zero: lol
z3r0 no zero: you'd be the shortest person with legs alive :)
TheSyngedKitters: I could be in theguiness world records book!
TheSyngedKitters: XD
z3r0 no zero: yush :)
z3r0 no zero: how tall are you anyways...?
TheSyngedKitters: like.. 5'2
TheSyngedKitters: i'm erally not that short.. lol
z3r0 no zero: like the same height as becky
TheSyngedKitters: sweet :D
TheSyngedKitters: people who are like, less than an inch taller than me and like "DUDE! YOU ARE /SO/ SHORT!11!"
TheSyngedKitters: x_x;
z3r0 no zero: stupid people
TheSyngedKitters: I know, left?
z3r0 no zero: left?
TheSyngedKitters: I hate when people go "I know, right?" 'cause it's asking the person the same thing they just told you
z3r0 no zero: ok...
TheSyngedKitters: XD
z3r0 no zero: you.... you... do that...
TheSyngedKitters: I will XD
z3r0 no zero: well good! GOOD!