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Happy-O-Meter: 74% Birthday was good, school is bad
TOP 6 TOP 5 LISTS I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SOMEDAY
6. Top Five Ways to Fall Asleep in Class
5. Top Five Cars That I Want To Key REALLY Badly
4. Top Five Reasons Why I Watch Survivor Even Though I'm a Loser For Doing So
3. Top Five Excellent Topics For Stupid HAL Journal Entries
NUMBER THREE!
TOP FIVE EXCELLENT TOPICS FOR STUPID HAL JOURNAL ENTRIES
5. Who is your most hated literary character and how would you like to kill that person? Please be specific.
4. Recall a time in your life when you have had to do a really really stupid assignment, like this one. Please be specific on this one, too.
3. Write about a really good drug trip you had or would like to have. Aw, what the hell... be specific.
2. Write about what you would like to be doing RIGHT NOW. I shouldn't even have to ask you to be specific.
1. Don't write a journal. They're stupid. But be specific!
TOP 6 TOP 5 LISTS I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SOMEDAY
6. Top Five Ways to Fall Asleep in Class
5. Top Five Cars That I Want To Key REALLY Badly
4. Top Five Reasons Why I Watch Survivor Even Though I'm a Loser For Doing So
3. Top Five Excellent Topics For Stupid HAL Journal Entries
NUMBER THREE!
TOP FIVE EXCELLENT TOPICS FOR STUPID HAL JOURNAL ENTRIES
5. Who is your most hated literary character and how would you like to kill that person? Please be specific.
4. Recall a time in your life when you have had to do a really really stupid assignment, like this one. Please be specific on this one, too.
3. Write about a really good drug trip you had or would like to have. Aw, what the hell... be specific.
2. Write about what you would like to be doing RIGHT NOW. I shouldn't even have to ask you to be specific.
1. Don't write a journal. They're stupid. But be specific!