Top Five Number Two
Happy-O-Meter 93% ------ A Not too shabby, folks
And I qoute:
TOP 6 TOP 5 LISTS I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SOMEDAY
6. Top Five Ways to Fall Asleep in Class
5. Top Five Cars That I Want To Key REALLY Badly
TOP FIVE CARS THAT I WANT TO KEY REALLY BADLY
5. That stupid car parked right in front of the air pump at the gas station (managing to block the pump from everybody else), even though the owner doesn't need air.
4. That car that was parked directly in the middle of four spaces in a parking lot. This person obviously thought "Hey, I have a nice car. I deserve to park in four spaces at once, right?". NO, BITCH!
3. Those crappy cars onto which people stick decals and other 'stylish' shit. Look, buddy, you have a crappy little sedan. If you give it a nice paint job and rev the engine like it's a sports car, it's still a crappy little sedan. You're not cool, get over it.
2. That person's car who has stopped in the middle of the road so he/she can talk to his/her stupid fraternity/sorority buddies. You're blocking traffic, asshole. And you're lame.
1. Every freaking Hummer or H2 I see. I don't even have to go into detail about that one.
And I qoute:
TOP 6 TOP 5 LISTS I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE SOMEDAY
6. Top Five Ways to Fall Asleep in Class
5. Top Five Cars That I Want To Key REALLY Badly
TOP FIVE CARS THAT I WANT TO KEY REALLY BADLY
5. That stupid car parked right in front of the air pump at the gas station (managing to block the pump from everybody else), even though the owner doesn't need air.
4. That car that was parked directly in the middle of four spaces in a parking lot. This person obviously thought "Hey, I have a nice car. I deserve to park in four spaces at once, right?". NO, BITCH!
3. Those crappy cars onto which people stick decals and other 'stylish' shit. Look, buddy, you have a crappy little sedan. If you give it a nice paint job and rev the engine like it's a sports car, it's still a crappy little sedan. You're not cool, get over it.
2. That person's car who has stopped in the middle of the road so he/she can talk to his/her stupid fraternity/sorority buddies. You're blocking traffic, asshole. And you're lame.
1. Every freaking Hummer or H2 I see. I don't even have to go into detail about that one.