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[flyingfloor]

[Floor managed to turn her comm on with some difficulty. By positioning her body over the on button and attempting to use her flying ability to put pressure on it, Floor activated it.]

Hello? Is anyone there?

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This room is so big...

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[shenghuanzhe]

Hey, kiddo. You're on board the Elegante, and I'm First Mate Kage. Our destination is the Golden Shore, and until we get there your job is to kick back'n relax. You need anythin', you ask myself or any other crew member.

Welcome aboard.

[flyingfloor]

[Floor's heart sped up. A crew member of the ship!]

Hello First Mate Kage. Thank you for the welcome but...what sort of ship is this to take on amphibian passengers?

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...do you have any crickets?

[shenghuanzhe]

Crickets. Shit, hold on.

[There's a rustling noise and then some beeping as Kage types out a message to the Stewardess.]

The Stewardess'll bring you crickets. How y'like 'em? Dead? Alive? Cooked? Raw?

[flyingfloor]

I have only had them alive before. Are they good cooked?

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I can go to get them if...if someone could tell me where to go.

I think.

[Cruise ships are supposed to be very large, aren't they?]

[shenghuanzhe]

I've had some cooked, they're pretty good. Crunchy. Add some salt, ain't bad eatin'.

Buffet's on four.

[flyingfloor]

Oh my goodness. Salt?

[This sounds so complex!]

...First Mate Kage, how do I get out of this room?

[shenghuanzhe]

You know how to work a door? Wait, hold up.

[He pulls out her file and checks. Shit, she's really incompatible with the facilities.]

I'm gonna get the mechanic t'make you a smaller door, awright?

[flyingfloor]

[A smaller door? Just for her? Floor felt her heart nearly burst with pleasure. A smaller door made just for her. They really were so welcoming!]

That would be so kind of you First Mate Kage! Even just a small opening or hole would do I'm sure!