NICO - STEP AWAY FROM THE LOAFERS!
Oh dear. We thought the awful loafers had gone.
According to motorsport.com/photos, young Nico went shopping for shoes like a girl.
Don't you just love how he checks himself out in the glass? Vain, Nico? Never! But anyway, back to the topic. Look which monstrosities he picked up! So they're not loafers, but still. They're old man shoes!!
There are so many captions for that last one....
1) What's the tape measure for?
2) What interesting taste in men you have, Nico
3) Foot fetish!
4) Is the man drawing around your foot?
Okay, enough of that. I'm sure it was something normal. Like having his feet measured. Also, can I just say, I rather like the trainers he's just taken off.
So, now that I've brought the bad news, I'm going to go.