[MEME] Dear God
Took this from fishkro. :] TY~ Funny stuff. Mine's not that interesting :S
Dear Mark,
I don't know how to say this, but I'm joining a monastery.
I think I realized it that night with mr and mrs Bush, and I saw you sit on my father.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I'm a clone.
Im sending back the old toe-nails, but I'm keeping your left ear as a memory.
You should know that I have never laughed in public about our friendship.
Go to hell,
Flying Pudding.
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HOW TO:
Dear -your partners name- (if you're single, type Mark)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister
2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed ( lol? .__.)
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy
3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush
4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out
5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black - my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the cookiemonster
blue- my aloevera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange - my Carl Larsson-collection
pink - my cat
no underwear - my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk
6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol - masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-biten
7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks
8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artifial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box
9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - your suicide note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades
10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B - shall always remember
C/D - never will forget
E/F - Always will try to forget
G/H - will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J - have always felt dirty because of
K/L - have never laughed in public about
M/N - am makin a movie about
O/P - throw rocks at
Q/R - informed the psychiatrist about
S/T - get sick when I think about
U/V/W - told the news paper about
X/Y/Z - never liked
11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated interest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek
12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me
Dear Mark,
I don't know how to say this, but I'm joining a monastery.
I think I realized it that night with mr and mrs Bush, and I saw you sit on my father.
I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I'm a clone.
Im sending back the old toe-nails, but I'm keeping your left ear as a memory.
You should know that I have never laughed in public about our friendship.
Go to hell,
Flying Pudding.
--
HOW TO:
Dear -your partners name- (if you're single, type Mark)
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister
2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed ( lol? .__.)
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy
3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush
4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out
5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black - my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the cookiemonster
blue- my aloevera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange - my Carl Larsson-collection
pink - my cat
no underwear - my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk
6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol - masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-biten
7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks
8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artifial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box
9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - your suicide note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades
10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B - shall always remember
C/D - never will forget
E/F - Always will try to forget
G/H - will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J - have always felt dirty because of
K/L - have never laughed in public about
M/N - am makin a movie about
O/P - throw rocks at
Q/R - informed the psychiatrist about
S/T - get sick when I think about
U/V/W - told the news paper about
X/Y/Z - never liked
11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated interest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek
12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me