This what kind of email I get from Aus at work =/
Austin versus all odds: Chapter 1
So there it was, the mighty 3 headed Pepsi bear. I was all alone now, no companions to assist me in my conquest of its liquid interior.
We paused as we stared at each other, surely it knew the danger as I had a keg tap in my left hand and a large bottle in the other... It knew it's future if it were to lose the battle.
It lunged at me with its straw like claws, I dove under it's belly barely avoiding being drunk myself. I knew I only had one chance to make this work.. it wasn't going to go down without some loss in carbonation.
I nestled the bottle in belt and grasped the tap with both hands, as it turned and roared up a mighty fountain of the glorious Pepsi within, I struck, undeterred from it's display of strength!
I thrust the tap quickly into the back of its top, it's weak spot, and hung onto its mane while it tried to shake me loose. the first chance I had I pulled the bottle from my belt and placed it under the tap, I struck the release valve with my foot and it streamed into the bottle, I had won! I had bested the 3 headed Pepsi bear!
I managed to keep my balance as it fell to the ground so I could finish filling the bottle. The bottle of Pepsi was thus secure for my love, and placed into the fridge as trophy of this mighty conquest!
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Yeah....hehe. At least he can make me laugh in these scary times for me lol. This is his story of going to pick up a bottle of Pepsi from the convenient store below us. -_- "my love" is me apparently lol.