It's the LJ cut.
So today I plonked my ass down on some candy. Then I licked it off. Oh yeah, flexibility, baby. Try me out now. Available at all good retail stores.
Advice of the day: Drink every day and every night. Vodka, gin, whatever. Leave the bottles lying around the house. Don't cook, don't clean, don't shower, don't bath. Have drunken sex with random strangers.
Thirteen Random Things You Love...
01) dark chocolate
02) orgasm
03) the touch of silk
04) mary jane
05) Amy
06) music )real music, not shit(
07) carl
08) hugs
09) rouge winds.
10) scott
11) mr. g (spot) (my gee-tar)
12) sparkly things :p
13) good stuff.
Twelve Movies...
01) Amelie!
02) Mean Girls
03) Ghost World
04) Almost Famous
05) Lady and the Tramp
06) Anne Frank
07) Billy Elliot
08) East is East
09) Cruel Intentions
10) Bridget Jones
11) Lemony Snicket's 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'
12) The Craft
Eleven Good Bands/Artists...
01) Dresden Dolls
02) The Libertines
03) Kidney Thieves
04) Fiona Apple
05) Martina Topley-Bird
06) Jack Off Jill
07) Bright Eyes
08) Disturbed
09) John Lennon
10) The Beatles
11) Radiohead
Argh! But there's so much more…
Ten Things About You... Physically:
01) currently have a pimple on my nose, thus me calling myself 'Rudolph'.
02) uneven eyes.
03) winking breasts.
04) jewlery overload.
05) dimples on my upper thigh.
06) baby moley moley moley on my tummy.
07) constantly painted nails.
08) I enjoy being caressed.
09) top lip differently coloured to bottom lip.
10) currently have goosebumps.
Nine Good Friends (in no particular order)...
01) carl
02) amy
03) scott
04) bonnie
05) jon…?
06) walters, baby.
07) mibby…? does she count still?
08) yee-uhh
09) 'sup nigga?
Eight Favorite Foods/Drinks:
01) dark chocolate
02) rainbow coloured juices
03) ice cream
04) carl breast
05) cum
06) poopie
07) mangos
08) things that make you go mmmmm
Seven Things You Wear Daily:
01) ring with J from Jae given to him by his ex
02) other ring with stuff…
03) bracelets
04) PANTIES!
05) wig
06) dentures
07) fake leg.
Six Things That Annoy You...
01) carl
02) my fake leg
03) commitmentphobes
04) commitmentholics
05) commitment in general.
06) little boys who think they're hardcore.
Five Things You Touch Everyday:
01) myself.
02) my ass.
03) water.
04) carl
05) guitar.
Four Shows You Watch:
01) My Fake Leg.
02) The Oprah Winfrey Show.
03) Watch Jon Get Trashed By Fat Men.
04) The News.
Three Celebrities You Have a Crush On:
01) Lee Williams.
02) Liam Aikin.
03) Jude Law/Ewan McGregor.
Two things you've done today:
01) "did lunch"
02) workipoo
One person I miss the most right now:
01) Ronald McDonald.
IN ONE TRY..TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR:
FINGERS: Carielyn
CHIN: c xaerielyn
ONE FINGER WITH EYES CLOSED: carueltb
CHEEK: fv569o45p;7jmmm
ELBOW: arfiedlkyhnmj
PALM: cvtrlel;yunm
BACK OF HAND: v safk
NOSE: q44834op67jn
TONGUE: cari -uhm, I don't think I want to continue licking my keyboard…
-----------------DESCRIBE--------------- ---
-- YOUR HERITAGE: cocktail of philippino, chinky, spanish and indian.
-- THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: thongs and WORK SHOES full of yummy, yummy grease.
-- YOUR EYES: shit
-- YOUR WEAKNESS: food. and ridiculously good looking people.
-- YOUR FEARS: being vulnerable, rejection, fearing fear, dying cold, alone and unloved.
-- THING YOU'D MOST LIKE TO ACHIEVE: rid my nose of the pimple.
-----------------WHAT IS------------------
-- YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: how's my pussy doing?
-- YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: finding flaws in others. -cough-
-- YOUR BEDTIME: past week it's been 3 - 5am.
-- YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: ridding myself of the pimple on my cheek.
----------------YOU PREFER------------------
-- PEPSI OR COKE: coke, pepsi tasts like fucking shit, flush it down the fucking toilet.
-- MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: MACCAS ALL THE WAY, BABY!! Yeah! REPRESENT, BITCH!!! Fuck Subway, literally.
-- BEING SINGLE OR BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP: singularly in a relationship.
-- ADIDAS OR NIKE: fuck them both in the arse.
-- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: chocolate.
-- CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: notice how cappucino just sounds more impressive?
-----------------DO YOU------------------
-- SMOKE: not heavily.
-- CUSS: no I fucking don't.
-- TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: yes, working at the Grease Pot, everyday showers is a must if you don't want to start growing maggots out of your anus.
-- HAVE A CRUSH(ES): yes.
-- WHO ARE THEY: Liam Aikin, Lee Williams, Jude Law, Ewan McGregor, Dylan.
-- DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE?: maybe once, with Adam…but it's as of yet unclear.
-- WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: fuck yah!
-- LIKE HIGH SCHOOL: meh, it should be beneficial for my future. If it's not then some fuckers' gonna die.
-- WANT TO GET MARRIED: 5 times or so.
-- TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: nah, too much energy.
-- GET MOTION SICKNESS: nooope.
-- THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: to an extent.
-- THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: fo' sho' nigga *note the sarcasm*
-- GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: with my mum at times, my dad and I don't have a relationship to base this question on.
-- LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: hellllllllllllll yeah..
-- PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: gee-tar, flute and microphone (Chrtistine, you're a fucker, you know you play well, stop flaming yourself in attempt to make us mere mortals disagree with your blatantly attention seeking statement).
------------IN THE PAST MONTH DID:/:HAVE YOU--------------
-- DRANK ALCOHOL: not much.
-- SMOKE(D): yahhh
-- DONE A DRUG: no, actually, I haven't. But there's plenty of time, we're only 1 week in/
-- HAVE SEX: as above.
-- MADE OUT: not to my memory.
-- GO ON A DATE: not really.
-- GO TO THE MALL: yeaaah.
-- BEEN ON STAGE: no! but there's next week.
-- BEEN DUMPED: no.
-- GONE SKATING: no.
-- MADE HOMEMADE COOKIES: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no.
-- BEEN IN LOVE: fuuuuuuuuuck no.
-- DYED YOUR HAIR: FUUUUUCK NO! HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT…. -cough- these questions are boring.
-- STOLEN ANYTHING: your virginity.
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
-- FLOWN ON A PLANE: yeeesh.
-- MISSED SCHOOL BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING?: no.
-- TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?: most likely in some kind of drunken haze.
-- CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: ohmyfuck, of course I have.
-- EVER THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT?: Aladdin, baby. I'd fly his carpet any day.
-- HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: lovely girl named Aaron (I think she was gender confused).
-- BEEN ON STAGE?: yesh.
-- CUT YOUR HAIR: no, I live in a jungle. I don't shave my armpits either.
-- HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: fuck yeah. (in primary school…and Mr. Powell) I'M FUCKING KIDDING!! Don't worry, Stephistephistephi, he's all yours.
-- PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED REMOVAL OF CLOTHING? yes, although whilst drunk enough games are not required.
-- BEEN TRASHED OR EXTREMELY INTOXICATED: fuck YAH!
-- BEEN CAUGHT "DOING SOMETHING": Apparently so.
-- BEEN CALLED A TEASE: yahhhhhhh….
-- GOTTEN BEATEN UP?: not that I can recollect.
-- BEEN IN A FIGHT: a bitch fight.
-- SHOPLIFTED: yaaaaaaarrrrrrr, hehe, vrando and amy.
-----------------THE FUTURE------------------
-- AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: early 30's.
-- NUMBERS AND NAMES OF CHILDRER: one boy named Chris. He'll be a massive player, but he'll never impregnate anyone. He's not gonna want that kind of freaky ass commitment.
-- DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: no.
-- HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: in orgasm when I'm 89.
-- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?: sexy.
-- WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT?: the land of your body, baby. Rawr.
-----------------OPPOSITE/SAME SEX------------------
-- BEST EYE COLOR: ass coloured.
-- BEST HAIR COLOR: as above, fuckwit.
-- SHORT OR LONG HAIR: mid length.
-- BEST HEIGHT: tallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, but not freak tall.
-- BEST WEIGHT: skinny but with muscle definition.
-- BEST FIRST DATE LOCATION: dark closet somewhere with pot handy.
-- BEST FIRST KISS LOCATION: dark alleyway.
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
-- NUMBER OF BOYFRIENDS/GIRLFRIENDS YOU'VE HAD: 7 at the moment.
-- NUMBER OF KISSES YOU'VE GIVEN: retard, who counts that shit.
-- NUMBER OF DRUGS TAKEN ILLEGALLY: does this refer to how many varieties or how many usages…?
-- NUMBER OF PEOPLE I COULD TRUST WITH MY LIFE: 3.
-- NUMBER OF PIERCINGS: 2.5
-- NUMBER OF TIMES NAME HAS APPEARED IN THE NEWSPAPER?: -cringe- school ad…
-- NUMBER OF SCARS ON MY BODY: discover them yourself -suggestive wink-
-- NUMBER OF THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I REGRET: I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
----------------FAVORITES---------------
-- SHAMPOO: Johnson and Johnson's No More Tears. That's top shit.
-- FAV COLOR: red.
-- DAY/NIGHT: day
-- SUMMER/WINTER: winter.
-- LACE OR SATIN: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
-- FAVE CARTOON CHARACTER: Jessica Rabbit. Daria. Stan. More…
-- FAVE FOOD: ice cream.
-- FAVE MOVIES: Amelie!
----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
-- WEARING: nothing, nothing at all. Except for a skirt and top. And panties.
-- DRINKING: your juices.
-- THINKING ABOUT: the itch on my finger.
-- LISTENING TO: everything, all at once. Magic.
---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
-- CRIED: yes, when recollecting a memory of the perfect guitar I once upon a time strummed.
-- WORN JEANS: nope.
-- MET SOMEONE NEW ONLINE: noh!
-- DONE LAUNDRY: NOSH!
-- DROVE A CAR: is there a trail of dead children in my midst?
-- TALKED ON THE PHONE: nohjhh!GJJ!
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
-- YOURSELF: occasionally.
-- YOUR FRIENDS: no.
-- SANTA CLAUS: no, that fucker screwed my mom.
-- TOOTH FAIRY: she's handy for a little booty call.
-- DESTINY/FATE: -lciaasdks-
-- ANGELS: I sing like an angel, but dance like the deviL!!!
-- GHOSTS: graceful as an elephant, baby.
-- UFO'S: yes, I'll tell you my theory next time I have you drunk.
-- GOD: YAHAHA! He da bomb. Nah, seriously, I do.
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
-- DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HAD ANOTHER NAME?: I'd like to be extracted from my last name and be a one name wonder, like Madonna. And God.
-- DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND?: no. yes.
-- DO YOU LIKE ANYONE?: Walt.
-- WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ACTS THE MOST LIKE YOU?: I like to call him NIGGA, WHAT?
-- WHO HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST OF YOUR FRIENDS?: Christine.
-- ARE YOU CLOSE TO ANY FAMILY MEMBER?: yeah, my dog.
-- WHO DO YOU HANG AROUND THE MOST?: carl and Ronald McDonald.
-- WHEN HAVE YOU CRIED THE MOST: the day I got my rags for the first time.
-- WHAT'S THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: getting you in between my thighs.
-- WORST FEELING?: getting you in between my thighs.
-- WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?: FUCK OFF, JON!
-------------------CURRENT-------------- -----
CURRENT MOOD: passive.
CURRENT MUSIC: the sound of grunting.
CURRENT TASTE: your ass in my mouth.
CURRENT HAIR: wig.
CURRENT ANNOYANCE: da fuck, Christine?
CURRENT SMELL: mouldy ass.
CURRENT THING I OUGHT TO BE DOING: having a motherfucking smoke!!!!!!!
CURRENT WINDOWS OPEN: fucked if I know.
CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE: black.
CURRENT BOOK: Kissing In Manhattan (again).
CURRENT JOB: MACCAS DOLL! HA!
--------------DO I HAVE I EVER----------------
HAVE A DREAM THAT KEEPS COMING BACK?: not lately.
REMEMBER YOUR FIRST LOVE?: yeah, my ass and I are forever united.
READ THE NEWSPAPER?: on the rare occasion I can be screwed.
BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE TO REMAIN FAITHFUL FOREVER?: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NO. Not unless you marry at 87 then die at 89. Or unless…,meh, fuck it, too much philosophy.
CONSIDER YOURSELF TOLERANT OF OTHERS?: Yeah, for sure *note the sarcasm*
CONSIDER LOVE A MISTAKE?: not until you create a bastard.
HAVE A FAVORITE CANDY?: your pretty candy ass.
DO WELL IN SCHOOL?: in elighshng.
WEAR HATS?: no, at least not until I get myself a hat to wear on a jaunty angle. AND REUBEN!
CLOSE FRIENDS?: yeah.
WISH ON STARS?: when I'm drunk.
LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: it'll do.
CARE ABOUT LOOKS?: yep, it's very defining. Like, if you were an ugly fucker I wouldn't be friends with you. At least not in public.
---------------LOVE AND STUFF----------------
GAY? STRAIGHT? BI? NULL?: whatever.
EVER BEEN IN A THING CALLED LOVE?: Asked this already, you're becoming repetitive. Not attractive in a man.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: I believe in 'I want you in my panties you sexy beast' at first sight.
..............ARE YOU A..................
WUSS: yes.
DRUGGY: norrr…
DAYDREAMER: like a fat luff cake.
FREAK: get cho freak onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
DORK: yesh.
BITCH/ASSHOLE: No. I'm nice as pie.
SARCASTIC: -shits in your eye- take that for sarcasm.
SHY: yeah.
TALKATIVE: when the person I'm with enjoys the odd gasbag.
ADVENTUROUS: I live for adventure, you can call me LiveForAdventureGirl.
JOKER: no. I hate jokes.
................LAST (THANK GOD)...............
LAST BOOK YOU READ: let's walk hand in hand in the sunset. Nah, not really. Kissing In Manhattan.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW: Ocean's Eleven.
LAST THING YOU HAD TO DRINK: Coke from MCDONALDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED: nevahhhh!!!!!!!!
LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: Jesus.
Advice of the day: Drink every day and every night. Vodka, gin, whatever. Leave the bottles lying around the house. Don't cook, don't clean, don't shower, don't bath. Have drunken sex with random strangers.
Thirteen Random Things You Love...
01) dark chocolate
02) orgasm
03) the touch of silk
04) mary jane
05) Amy
06) music )real music, not shit(
07) carl
08) hugs
09) rouge winds.
10) scott
11) mr. g (spot) (my gee-tar)
12) sparkly things :p
13) good stuff.
Twelve Movies...
01) Amelie!
02) Mean Girls
03) Ghost World
04) Almost Famous
05) Lady and the Tramp
06) Anne Frank
07) Billy Elliot
08) East is East
09) Cruel Intentions
10) Bridget Jones
11) Lemony Snicket's 'A Series of Unfortunate Events'
12) The Craft
Eleven Good Bands/Artists...
01) Dresden Dolls
02) The Libertines
03) Kidney Thieves
04) Fiona Apple
05) Martina Topley-Bird
06) Jack Off Jill
07) Bright Eyes
08) Disturbed
09) John Lennon
10) The Beatles
11) Radiohead
Argh! But there's so much more…
Ten Things About You... Physically:
01) currently have a pimple on my nose, thus me calling myself 'Rudolph'.
02) uneven eyes.
03) winking breasts.
04) jewlery overload.
05) dimples on my upper thigh.
06) baby moley moley moley on my tummy.
07) constantly painted nails.
08) I enjoy being caressed.
09) top lip differently coloured to bottom lip.
10) currently have goosebumps.
Nine Good Friends (in no particular order)...
01) carl
02) amy
03) scott
04) bonnie
05) jon…?
06) walters, baby.
07) mibby…? does she count still?
08) yee-uhh
09) 'sup nigga?
Eight Favorite Foods/Drinks:
01) dark chocolate
02) rainbow coloured juices
03) ice cream
04) carl breast
05) cum
06) poopie
07) mangos
08) things that make you go mmmmm
Seven Things You Wear Daily:
01) ring with J from Jae given to him by his ex
02) other ring with stuff…
03) bracelets
04) PANTIES!
05) wig
06) dentures
07) fake leg.
Six Things That Annoy You...
01) carl
02) my fake leg
03) commitmentphobes
04) commitmentholics
05) commitment in general.
06) little boys who think they're hardcore.
Five Things You Touch Everyday:
01) myself.
02) my ass.
03) water.
04) carl
05) guitar.
Four Shows You Watch:
01) My Fake Leg.
02) The Oprah Winfrey Show.
03) Watch Jon Get Trashed By Fat Men.
04) The News.
Three Celebrities You Have a Crush On:
01) Lee Williams.
02) Liam Aikin.
03) Jude Law/Ewan McGregor.
Two things you've done today:
01) "did lunch"
02) workipoo
One person I miss the most right now:
01) Ronald McDonald.
IN ONE TRY..TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR:
FINGERS: Carielyn
CHIN: c xaerielyn
ONE FINGER WITH EYES CLOSED: carueltb
CHEEK: fv569o45p;7jmmm
ELBOW: arfiedlkyhnmj
PALM: cvtrlel;yunm
BACK OF HAND: v safk
NOSE: q44834op67jn
TONGUE: cari -uhm, I don't think I want to continue licking my keyboard…
-----------------DESCRIBE--------------- ---
-- YOUR HERITAGE: cocktail of philippino, chinky, spanish and indian.
-- THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: thongs and WORK SHOES full of yummy, yummy grease.
-- YOUR EYES: shit
-- YOUR WEAKNESS: food. and ridiculously good looking people.
-- YOUR FEARS: being vulnerable, rejection, fearing fear, dying cold, alone and unloved.
-- THING YOU'D MOST LIKE TO ACHIEVE: rid my nose of the pimple.
-----------------WHAT IS------------------
-- YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: how's my pussy doing?
-- YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: finding flaws in others. -cough-
-- YOUR BEDTIME: past week it's been 3 - 5am.
-- YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: ridding myself of the pimple on my cheek.
----------------YOU PREFER------------------
-- PEPSI OR COKE: coke, pepsi tasts like fucking shit, flush it down the fucking toilet.
-- MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: MACCAS ALL THE WAY, BABY!! Yeah! REPRESENT, BITCH!!! Fuck Subway, literally.
-- BEING SINGLE OR BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP: singularly in a relationship.
-- ADIDAS OR NIKE: fuck them both in the arse.
-- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: chocolate.
-- CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: notice how cappucino just sounds more impressive?
-----------------DO YOU------------------
-- SMOKE: not heavily.
-- CUSS: no I fucking don't.
-- TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: yes, working at the Grease Pot, everyday showers is a must if you don't want to start growing maggots out of your anus.
-- HAVE A CRUSH(ES): yes.
-- WHO ARE THEY: Liam Aikin, Lee Williams, Jude Law, Ewan McGregor, Dylan.
-- DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE?: maybe once, with Adam…but it's as of yet unclear.
-- WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: fuck yah!
-- LIKE HIGH SCHOOL: meh, it should be beneficial for my future. If it's not then some fuckers' gonna die.
-- WANT TO GET MARRIED: 5 times or so.
-- TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: nah, too much energy.
-- GET MOTION SICKNESS: nooope.
-- THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: to an extent.
-- THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: fo' sho' nigga *note the sarcasm*
-- GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: with my mum at times, my dad and I don't have a relationship to base this question on.
-- LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: hellllllllllllll yeah..
-- PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: gee-tar, flute and microphone (Chrtistine, you're a fucker, you know you play well, stop flaming yourself in attempt to make us mere mortals disagree with your blatantly attention seeking statement).
------------IN THE PAST MONTH DID:/:HAVE YOU--------------
-- DRANK ALCOHOL: not much.
-- SMOKE(D): yahhh
-- DONE A DRUG: no, actually, I haven't. But there's plenty of time, we're only 1 week in/
-- HAVE SEX: as above.
-- MADE OUT: not to my memory.
-- GO ON A DATE: not really.
-- GO TO THE MALL: yeaaah.
-- BEEN ON STAGE: no! but there's next week.
-- BEEN DUMPED: no.
-- GONE SKATING: no.
-- MADE HOMEMADE COOKIES: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no.
-- BEEN IN LOVE: fuuuuuuuuuck no.
-- DYED YOUR HAIR: FUUUUUCK NO! HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT…. -cough- these questions are boring.
-- STOLEN ANYTHING: your virginity.
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
-- FLOWN ON A PLANE: yeeesh.
-- MISSED SCHOOL BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING?: no.
-- TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?: most likely in some kind of drunken haze.
-- CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: ohmyfuck, of course I have.
-- EVER THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT?: Aladdin, baby. I'd fly his carpet any day.
-- HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: lovely girl named Aaron (I think she was gender confused).
-- BEEN ON STAGE?: yesh.
-- CUT YOUR HAIR: no, I live in a jungle. I don't shave my armpits either.
-- HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: fuck yeah. (in primary school…and Mr. Powell) I'M FUCKING KIDDING!! Don't worry, Stephistephistephi, he's all yours.
-- PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED REMOVAL OF CLOTHING? yes, although whilst drunk enough games are not required.
-- BEEN TRASHED OR EXTREMELY INTOXICATED: fuck YAH!
-- BEEN CAUGHT "DOING SOMETHING": Apparently so.
-- BEEN CALLED A TEASE: yahhhhhhh….
-- GOTTEN BEATEN UP?: not that I can recollect.
-- BEEN IN A FIGHT: a bitch fight.
-- SHOPLIFTED: yaaaaaaarrrrrrr, hehe, vrando and amy.
-----------------THE FUTURE------------------
-- AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: early 30's.
-- NUMBERS AND NAMES OF CHILDRER: one boy named Chris. He'll be a massive player, but he'll never impregnate anyone. He's not gonna want that kind of freaky ass commitment.
-- DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: no.
-- HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: in orgasm when I'm 89.
-- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?: sexy.
-- WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT?: the land of your body, baby. Rawr.
-----------------OPPOSITE/SAME SEX------------------
-- BEST EYE COLOR: ass coloured.
-- BEST HAIR COLOR: as above, fuckwit.
-- SHORT OR LONG HAIR: mid length.
-- BEST HEIGHT: tallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, but not freak tall.
-- BEST WEIGHT: skinny but with muscle definition.
-- BEST FIRST DATE LOCATION: dark closet somewhere with pot handy.
-- BEST FIRST KISS LOCATION: dark alleyway.
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
-- NUMBER OF BOYFRIENDS/GIRLFRIENDS YOU'VE HAD: 7 at the moment.
-- NUMBER OF KISSES YOU'VE GIVEN: retard, who counts that shit.
-- NUMBER OF DRUGS TAKEN ILLEGALLY: does this refer to how many varieties or how many usages…?
-- NUMBER OF PEOPLE I COULD TRUST WITH MY LIFE: 3.
-- NUMBER OF PIERCINGS: 2.5
-- NUMBER OF TIMES NAME HAS APPEARED IN THE NEWSPAPER?: -cringe- school ad…
-- NUMBER OF SCARS ON MY BODY: discover them yourself -suggestive wink-
-- NUMBER OF THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I REGRET: I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
----------------FAVORITES---------------
-- SHAMPOO: Johnson and Johnson's No More Tears. That's top shit.
-- FAV COLOR: red.
-- DAY/NIGHT: day
-- SUMMER/WINTER: winter.
-- LACE OR SATIN: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
-- FAVE CARTOON CHARACTER: Jessica Rabbit. Daria. Stan. More…
-- FAVE FOOD: ice cream.
-- FAVE MOVIES: Amelie!
----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
-- WEARING: nothing, nothing at all. Except for a skirt and top. And panties.
-- DRINKING: your juices.
-- THINKING ABOUT: the itch on my finger.
-- LISTENING TO: everything, all at once. Magic.
---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
-- CRIED: yes, when recollecting a memory of the perfect guitar I once upon a time strummed.
-- WORN JEANS: nope.
-- MET SOMEONE NEW ONLINE: noh!
-- DONE LAUNDRY: NOSH!
-- DROVE A CAR: is there a trail of dead children in my midst?
-- TALKED ON THE PHONE: nohjhh!GJJ!
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
-- YOURSELF: occasionally.
-- YOUR FRIENDS: no.
-- SANTA CLAUS: no, that fucker screwed my mom.
-- TOOTH FAIRY: she's handy for a little booty call.
-- DESTINY/FATE: -lciaasdks-
-- ANGELS: I sing like an angel, but dance like the deviL!!!
-- GHOSTS: graceful as an elephant, baby.
-- UFO'S: yes, I'll tell you my theory next time I have you drunk.
-- GOD: YAHAHA! He da bomb. Nah, seriously, I do.
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
-- DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HAD ANOTHER NAME?: I'd like to be extracted from my last name and be a one name wonder, like Madonna. And God.
-- DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND?: no. yes.
-- DO YOU LIKE ANYONE?: Walt.
-- WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ACTS THE MOST LIKE YOU?: I like to call him NIGGA, WHAT?
-- WHO HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST OF YOUR FRIENDS?: Christine.
-- ARE YOU CLOSE TO ANY FAMILY MEMBER?: yeah, my dog.
-- WHO DO YOU HANG AROUND THE MOST?: carl and Ronald McDonald.
-- WHEN HAVE YOU CRIED THE MOST: the day I got my rags for the first time.
-- WHAT'S THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: getting you in between my thighs.
-- WORST FEELING?: getting you in between my thighs.
-- WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?: FUCK OFF, JON!
-------------------CURRENT-------------- -----
CURRENT MOOD: passive.
CURRENT MUSIC: the sound of grunting.
CURRENT TASTE: your ass in my mouth.
CURRENT HAIR: wig.
CURRENT ANNOYANCE: da fuck, Christine?
CURRENT SMELL: mouldy ass.
CURRENT THING I OUGHT TO BE DOING: having a motherfucking smoke!!!!!!!
CURRENT WINDOWS OPEN: fucked if I know.
CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE: black.
CURRENT BOOK: Kissing In Manhattan (again).
CURRENT JOB: MACCAS DOLL! HA!
--------------DO I HAVE I EVER----------------
HAVE A DREAM THAT KEEPS COMING BACK?: not lately.
REMEMBER YOUR FIRST LOVE?: yeah, my ass and I are forever united.
READ THE NEWSPAPER?: on the rare occasion I can be screwed.
BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE TO REMAIN FAITHFUL FOREVER?: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NO. Not unless you marry at 87 then die at 89. Or unless…,meh, fuck it, too much philosophy.
CONSIDER YOURSELF TOLERANT OF OTHERS?: Yeah, for sure *note the sarcasm*
CONSIDER LOVE A MISTAKE?: not until you create a bastard.
HAVE A FAVORITE CANDY?: your pretty candy ass.
DO WELL IN SCHOOL?: in elighshng.
WEAR HATS?: no, at least not until I get myself a hat to wear on a jaunty angle. AND REUBEN!
CLOSE FRIENDS?: yeah.
WISH ON STARS?: when I'm drunk.
LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: it'll do.
CARE ABOUT LOOKS?: yep, it's very defining. Like, if you were an ugly fucker I wouldn't be friends with you. At least not in public.
---------------LOVE AND STUFF----------------
GAY? STRAIGHT? BI? NULL?: whatever.
EVER BEEN IN A THING CALLED LOVE?: Asked this already, you're becoming repetitive. Not attractive in a man.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: I believe in 'I want you in my panties you sexy beast' at first sight.
..............ARE YOU A..................
WUSS: yes.
DRUGGY: norrr…
DAYDREAMER: like a fat luff cake.
FREAK: get cho freak onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
DORK: yesh.
BITCH/ASSHOLE: No. I'm nice as pie.
SARCASTIC: -shits in your eye- take that for sarcasm.
SHY: yeah.
TALKATIVE: when the person I'm with enjoys the odd gasbag.
ADVENTUROUS: I live for adventure, you can call me LiveForAdventureGirl.
JOKER: no. I hate jokes.
................LAST (THANK GOD)...............
LAST BOOK YOU READ: let's walk hand in hand in the sunset. Nah, not really. Kissing In Manhattan.
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW: Ocean's Eleven.
LAST THING YOU HAD TO DRINK: Coke from MCDONALDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED: nevahhhh!!!!!!!!
LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: Jesus.