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6th in English. ARGH!!! What happened to my usual 1st or 2nd?
I blame alcahol and drugs.
What If...?
1. The world ate my soul?
2. I had an eternal amount of money?
3. I could control men?
4. Phil didn’t like little boys?
5. I wasn’t wearing underwear?
6. Luke From Work was in love with me?
7. Chocolate grew from my panties?
8. I was a hot woman?
9. I was a hot man?
10. I had a gun?
11. I could kill whomever whenever without being imprisoned?
12. I was humping Ryan’s leg?
13. Luke From Work was humping my leg?
14. Caroline Mulvenna wasn’t a dick?
15. I had a never ending supply of good stuff?
16. Self esteem was never an issue?
17. I could eat live cockroaches?
18. I owned no clothing?
19. Men got periods?
20. Small annoying female children didn’t exist?
21. I was the most attractive woman in the world?
22. I was the most attractive man in the world?
23. I was a gay man?
24. I was the best drag queen you ever saw?
25. I was a Colombian drug lord?
26. I was da pimp?
27. Brenda was mah soul sistahhh?
28. Kortz was a virgin (impossible to imagine)?
29. No one ever got B.O.
30. Louise stopped breathing?
31. I could run after Louise with an axe raised above my head, screaming wildly like a woman in a mental asylum. Imagine the look of sheer horror and disgust. Imagine… joygasm….
32. I had better typing skills.
33. Dave would SHUT THE FUCK UP
34. Everyone was my personal slave.
35. Dave wasn’t a Gaylord.
36. Camilla was a man.
37. Camilla was a woman.
38. Steph fell off her chair and in doing so managed to break her neck causing her death and as a result a celebration for the rest of the world.
39. I could be getting pissed right now instead of writing these stupid what if’s?
40. My ass wasn’t numb from sitting on this highly uncomfortable chair?
41. LEE WILLIAMS WANTED ME!!!
42. The world was at peace?
43. Love was all you needed?
44. Money wasn’t an issue?
45. Justice was had?
46. There was no discrimination?
47. Abuse of any sort didn’t exist?
48. Physical abuse inflicted upon another person never happened?
49. Pot was cheaper?
50. I loved Mrs. Lew?
I blame alcahol and drugs.
What If...?
1. The world ate my soul?
2. I had an eternal amount of money?
3. I could control men?
4. Phil didn’t like little boys?
5. I wasn’t wearing underwear?
6. Luke From Work was in love with me?
7. Chocolate grew from my panties?
8. I was a hot woman?
9. I was a hot man?
10. I had a gun?
11. I could kill whomever whenever without being imprisoned?
12. I was humping Ryan’s leg?
13. Luke From Work was humping my leg?
14. Caroline Mulvenna wasn’t a dick?
15. I had a never ending supply of good stuff?
16. Self esteem was never an issue?
17. I could eat live cockroaches?
18. I owned no clothing?
19. Men got periods?
20. Small annoying female children didn’t exist?
21. I was the most attractive woman in the world?
22. I was the most attractive man in the world?
23. I was a gay man?
24. I was the best drag queen you ever saw?
25. I was a Colombian drug lord?
26. I was da pimp?
27. Brenda was mah soul sistahhh?
28. Kortz was a virgin (impossible to imagine)?
29. No one ever got B.O.
30. Louise stopped breathing?
31. I could run after Louise with an axe raised above my head, screaming wildly like a woman in a mental asylum. Imagine the look of sheer horror and disgust. Imagine… joygasm….
32. I had better typing skills.
33. Dave would SHUT THE FUCK UP
34. Everyone was my personal slave.
35. Dave wasn’t a Gaylord.
36. Camilla was a man.
37. Camilla was a woman.
38. Steph fell off her chair and in doing so managed to break her neck causing her death and as a result a celebration for the rest of the world.
39. I could be getting pissed right now instead of writing these stupid what if’s?
40. My ass wasn’t numb from sitting on this highly uncomfortable chair?
41. LEE WILLIAMS WANTED ME!!!
42. The world was at peace?
43. Love was all you needed?
44. Money wasn’t an issue?
45. Justice was had?
46. There was no discrimination?
47. Abuse of any sort didn’t exist?
48. Physical abuse inflicted upon another person never happened?
49. Pot was cheaper?
50. I loved Mrs. Lew?