Harry Potter - Neville Longbottom - I'm Worth Twelve of You
Medium: Books
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Neville Longbottom
Title: I'm Worth Twelve of You
Warnings: Excessive crack! Also, some language.
Notes: This mix is made of total crack; there is no reason why you should take it seriously. None at all, other than it's about Neville, of course. Ten tracks and .ZIP file
1. geto boys; damn, it feels good to be a gangsta
but real gangsta-ass niggas dont flex nuts
cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got 'em
and everything's cool in the mind of a gangsta
cause gangsta-ass niggas think deep
The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom.
2. jay-z; dirt off your shoulder (bittersweet symphony remix)
all the ladies they love me
from the bleachers they screaming
Harry's chest tatoo isn't a Hungarian Horntail, it's a portrait of Neville.
3. enrique iglesias; hero
I can be your hero, baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
you can take my breath away
When Neville and Fleur walk side by side, all of the boys stare at HIM.
4. cobra starship; snakes on a plane (bring it)
honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
so kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in their eyes
Neville has had it with these motherfucking snakes in his motherfucking school.
5. spoon; the underdog
got no regard for the thing that you don't understand
you got no fear of the underdog
that's why you will not survive!
Even phoenix tears won't cure wounds inflicted by Neville Longbottom.
6. draco & the malfoys; 99 death eaters
at the base of my spine I get a tingling sense
something evil is about to commence
under cover of a darkened sky
99 Death Eaters go by
Voldemort and the Death Eaters were actually created in the Room of Requirement. Neville walked passed it 3 times thinking he needed some opponents who were not laughably pathetic in comparison to him. Some things, not even magic can do.
7. various; zero to hero
say amen, there he goes again
sweet and undefeated, and an awesome 10 for 10
folks lined up, just to watch him flex
and this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs
Neville urinates Felix Felicis.
8. five for fighting; superman (it's not easy)
I can’t stand to fly, I’m not that naive
men weren’t meant to ride with clouds between their knees
Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
9. joan jett; bad reputation
Oh no, not me
I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
I've never been afraid of any deviation
In kindergarten, Neville killed a Death Eater for Show and Tell.
10. kanye west; stronger
cause I can't get much stronger
man, I've been waitin' all night now
that's how long I've been on ya
Trevor the toad never really escapes. Neville Longbottom sends Trevor hunting for other students' pets.
&! ZIP
&! artwork for the mix was created by the lovely k_t_f
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Neville Longbottom
Title: I'm Worth Twelve of You
Warnings: Excessive crack! Also, some language.
Notes: This mix is made of total crack; there is no reason why you should take it seriously. None at all, other than it's about Neville, of course. Ten tracks and .ZIP file
1. geto boys; damn, it feels good to be a gangsta
but real gangsta-ass niggas dont flex nuts
cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got 'em
and everything's cool in the mind of a gangsta
cause gangsta-ass niggas think deep
The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom.
2. jay-z; dirt off your shoulder (bittersweet symphony remix)
all the ladies they love me
from the bleachers they screaming
Harry's chest tatoo isn't a Hungarian Horntail, it's a portrait of Neville.
3. enrique iglesias; hero
I can be your hero, baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
you can take my breath away
When Neville and Fleur walk side by side, all of the boys stare at HIM.
4. cobra starship; snakes on a plane (bring it)
honey, I'm gonna make it out alive
so kiss me goodbye
I can see the venom in their eyes
Neville has had it with these motherfucking snakes in his motherfucking school.
5. spoon; the underdog
got no regard for the thing that you don't understand
you got no fear of the underdog
that's why you will not survive!
Even phoenix tears won't cure wounds inflicted by Neville Longbottom.
6. draco & the malfoys; 99 death eaters
at the base of my spine I get a tingling sense
something evil is about to commence
under cover of a darkened sky
99 Death Eaters go by
Voldemort and the Death Eaters were actually created in the Room of Requirement. Neville walked passed it 3 times thinking he needed some opponents who were not laughably pathetic in comparison to him. Some things, not even magic can do.
7. various; zero to hero
say amen, there he goes again
sweet and undefeated, and an awesome 10 for 10
folks lined up, just to watch him flex
and this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs
Neville urinates Felix Felicis.
8. five for fighting; superman (it's not easy)
I can’t stand to fly, I’m not that naive
men weren’t meant to ride with clouds between their knees
Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
9. joan jett; bad reputation
Oh no, not me
I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
I've never been afraid of any deviation
In kindergarten, Neville killed a Death Eater for Show and Tell.
10. kanye west; stronger
cause I can't get much stronger
man, I've been waitin' all night now
that's how long I've been on ya
Trevor the toad never really escapes. Neville Longbottom sends Trevor hunting for other students' pets.
&! ZIP
&! artwork for the mix was created by the lovely k_t_f