New Years resolution
I'm not one for resolutions... never have been. But this year I think I'll have one. Through the Genius of RADIOHEAD... I want a "fitter, happier, more productive" life.
-Fitter, happier, more productive
-Comfortable
-Not drinking too much
-Regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week)
-Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
-At ease
-Eating well
(No more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
-A patient better driver
-A safer car
(Baby smiling in back seat)
-Sleeping well
(No bad dreams)
-No paranoia
-Careful to all animals
(Never washing spiders down the plughole)
-Keep in contact with old friends
(Enjoy a drink now and then)
-Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall)
-Favours for favours
-Fond but not in love
-Charity standing orders
-On Sundays ring road supermarket
(No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
-Car wash
(Also on Sundays)
-No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
-Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
-Nothing so childish
-At a better pace
-Slower and more calculated
-No chance of escape
-Now self-employed
-Concerned (but powerless)
-An empowered and informed member of society
(Pragmatism not idealism)
-Will not cry in public
-Less chance of illness
-Tires that grip in the wet
(Shot of baby strapped in back seat)
-A good memory
-Still cries at a good film
-Still kisses with saliva
-No longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick
That's driven into frozen winter shit
(The ability to laugh at weakness)
-Calm
-Fitter
-Healthier and more productive
-A pig in a cage on antibiotics