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I have not posted in forever, but I could not help but to write about what happened to me today. There is a guy at work who has a major crush on me, but he is a bit too young for me. He just turned 21 on Wed. He does not seem to know much about the ladies, so he is taking some sort of internet advise on how to get a girl. Well what he does not understand is that all not all girls are alike. So, he comes over to my counter at work today and I noticed that his pants were way too tight. He is really skinny and these pants made him look funny, and for some reason my eyes gravitated to his crotch. I was like omg, I can see his penis. There it was plain as day, his cock. He was wearing pants so tight that you could see every freaking detail. I had no idea he actually knew about it, until he was telling me that he has more than any Asian guy could ever have. I was laughing and getting sick to my stomach thinking about his penis. I told him to get away from my counter cause he was going to scare off the customers. What a strange guy. I guess he thinks I want him because he has a big penis, but I could care less.