My Atlanta Experience
OK, my crazy life just continues to shock me. I drove to Atlanta on Friday afternoon to go see some friends that I don’t get to see very often. So, I figured I left at a reasonable time, but I was very wrong. I got stuck in about 2 hours of traffic in Atlanta. I finally got to my destination at about 7:40. So, I met up with Esther and Young mamma at Fry’s electronics. We hung out there for a while, looked at games and then Ester had to leave. So, Young mamma and I met up with Hot Stuff and her mom at a Korean restaurant. It was really good, but they gave you sooooo much food. Anyway, then we went back to what is called the “shitty shack” and hung out for a few and then Sandy called for us to go eat dessert. So, Sandy came and picked up Hot Stuff and I, unfortunately Young mamma did not get to go she had too much work to do. We got to this dessert place called Suno (or something like that). Anyway it was really good. I also got to meet Allen for the first time he is so sweet. Allen is Hot Stuff’s future husband from what I found out. While we were sitting there in this dessert place we got on the subject of Hentai and porn. What great subjects to start the night off with. Hot Stuff and I were really getting into our conversation of sex and how a woman should treat a man, when the suggestion came up about going to a porn store. So, we all decided to go to a porn shop but on the way I don’t know who it was that mentioned a strip club (it may have been me, but I don’t remember) but we ended up going to the Pink Pony (? I think). It was so fun!! I can’t say that the strip clubs in Atlanta are as crazy as here in Knoxville, but it was still fun. Hot Stuff got two shots (these are the shots where the girl sits in your lap and gives you the shot), and the rest of us all had one shot each. It was Hot Stuff’s first time going to a strip club but she was a pro and really got into it. We came back late that night.
On Saturday Young mamma and I went to Atlantic Station to meet Esther and her friends. We ate at an expensive restaurant for lunch. It was a nice place but a little more then I like to spend on lunch. Then from there we went to a comic shop. Then Young mamma and I went to the mall for some drugs (the drug is a bubble tea place that I am obsessed with, and need to buy stock in). We then went back to the “shitty shack” and waited for Hot Stuff to get there. I got ready because Allen, Hot Stuff and I were going to go clubbing. We went to some down town club that was quite posh (I don’t remember the name of it). When we first got there it was not that busy, but it was like 11pm, and most clubs don’t get busy until about 12am. So, I started off with a Midori sour and Hot Stuff had a buttery nipple shot, and Allen had a long island tea. So, the crowd got bigger and we kept drinking. Basically Hot Stuff and I got ass and body raped by about 5-6 different guys even though we were clearly there with a guy. We were a happy bunch and kind of were all over each other (no more detail sorry, but it got pretty crazy, but so fun). I got back to the “shitty shack” at about 6am. Young mamma thought that we got so trashed that we had passed out somewhere, but that was not the case.
So, on Sunday I was pretty miserable with a bad headache. It was not a hang over I promise. I was so excited because we were going to go eat at this Vietnamese restaurant that I just love, so I laid down to get rid of that headache I had. We went to the restaurant at about 8pm and Allen met up with us there later. We had this waiter who was so cute. He kept messing with Hot Stuff. She had finished her pork and he asked her if she wanted a refill on her pork and she was like “what yes, that is so cool that you refill the meat” and the waiter was like “I was joking we don’t do that here.” Hot Stuff was like wtf, how mean. Anyway the funniness between Hot Stuff and the waiter did not end there. When we were done eating he brought us the check and we noticed that the name on ticket said Ferry. We laughed so hard we could not breathe. So Young mamma told the waiter that Hot Stuff had a question for him, and the first thing he said before she could ask him the question was “Yes, I am single.” OMG, he is so cute and funny. At that point I was not able to think because I was laughing so hard. We still did not know if that was his name or not. So, finally when we were going up to pay she asked him what his name was and he replied “770-45…” with his phone number. And the owner of the restaurant gave Hot Stuff the waiters phone number and said that his name really was Ferry. It was so freaking funny. Then Ferry said that he was not interested in girls he likes guys, ohh it just does not get any better. Poor Allen, Ferry was talking about you!!! Then Hot Stuff and I went to go give Ferry his tip, so we made the dollar bills long ways like we were giving them to a stripper. Ferry’s face got so red, and we stuck the dollars in his apron. Ferry was getting embarrassed he did not realized just how far Hot Stuff would go. What a fun night that was. What a fun filled weekend I had!!!
On Saturday Young mamma and I went to Atlantic Station to meet Esther and her friends. We ate at an expensive restaurant for lunch. It was a nice place but a little more then I like to spend on lunch. Then from there we went to a comic shop. Then Young mamma and I went to the mall for some drugs (the drug is a bubble tea place that I am obsessed with, and need to buy stock in). We then went back to the “shitty shack” and waited for Hot Stuff to get there. I got ready because Allen, Hot Stuff and I were going to go clubbing. We went to some down town club that was quite posh (I don’t remember the name of it). When we first got there it was not that busy, but it was like 11pm, and most clubs don’t get busy until about 12am. So, I started off with a Midori sour and Hot Stuff had a buttery nipple shot, and Allen had a long island tea. So, the crowd got bigger and we kept drinking. Basically Hot Stuff and I got ass and body raped by about 5-6 different guys even though we were clearly there with a guy. We were a happy bunch and kind of were all over each other (no more detail sorry, but it got pretty crazy, but so fun). I got back to the “shitty shack” at about 6am. Young mamma thought that we got so trashed that we had passed out somewhere, but that was not the case.
So, on Sunday I was pretty miserable with a bad headache. It was not a hang over I promise. I was so excited because we were going to go eat at this Vietnamese restaurant that I just love, so I laid down to get rid of that headache I had. We went to the restaurant at about 8pm and Allen met up with us there later. We had this waiter who was so cute. He kept messing with Hot Stuff. She had finished her pork and he asked her if she wanted a refill on her pork and she was like “what yes, that is so cool that you refill the meat” and the waiter was like “I was joking we don’t do that here.” Hot Stuff was like wtf, how mean. Anyway the funniness between Hot Stuff and the waiter did not end there. When we were done eating he brought us the check and we noticed that the name on ticket said Ferry. We laughed so hard we could not breathe. So Young mamma told the waiter that Hot Stuff had a question for him, and the first thing he said before she could ask him the question was “Yes, I am single.” OMG, he is so cute and funny. At that point I was not able to think because I was laughing so hard. We still did not know if that was his name or not. So, finally when we were going up to pay she asked him what his name was and he replied “770-45…” with his phone number. And the owner of the restaurant gave Hot Stuff the waiters phone number and said that his name really was Ferry. It was so freaking funny. Then Ferry said that he was not interested in girls he likes guys, ohh it just does not get any better. Poor Allen, Ferry was talking about you!!! Then Hot Stuff and I went to go give Ferry his tip, so we made the dollar bills long ways like we were giving them to a stripper. Ferry’s face got so red, and we stuck the dollars in his apron. Ferry was getting embarrassed he did not realized just how far Hot Stuff would go. What a fun night that was. What a fun filled weekend I had!!!