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confession
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the
older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of
confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the
confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your
arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand.... and try saying
things like "yes, I see," and "yes, go on," and "I understand." The new
priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the
suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't
you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No
shit...then what happened ?"
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the
older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of
confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the
confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your
arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand.... and try saying
things like "yes, I see," and "yes, go on," and "I understand." The new
priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the
suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't
you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No
shit...then what happened ?"