Wow. I haven't done this in ages.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I donated bone marrow to twitchy_1618 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Friday I set jamfan619's puppy on fire (-66 points). In September I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I gave sindahise a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (246 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
flybaby014563