Another Pointless Survey
GENERIC TEENAGER STEREOTYPE
Do you drink alcohol?: No
Do you party a lot?: No
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: No
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: Once or twice
Do you skip classes? How often?: Very rarely "Do you have casual sex? Protected?: No
Do you steal?: No
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: No
Do you drool over celebrities?: No
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Not A LOT a lot...
Do you ever watch the News?: Rarely
Do you even care about world issues?: Yes
Do you read books often?: Yes
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: No
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: Yes
Do you smoke cigarettes?: No
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: Niether and nope Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: Not really
Do you curse a lot?: When I'm upset or excited
Are you desperate to fit in?: Isn't everyone? It's what you do about it that counts
Are you intelligent?: I guess...
THE GOTH STEREOTYPE
Black lipstick?: No
Black eyeliner?: No
Black eyeshadow?: No
Black trenchcoat?: No
Black boots?: Sometimes
Black fishnets?: No
Black nail polish?: No
Cigarettes?: No
Heavy metal music?: Sometimes
Marilyn Manson?: No
Kittie?: No
Cradle of Filth?: No
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: Sometimes
Are you an intellectual?: Maybe????
An atheist?: Yes
Horrible home life?: Not really
Hopelessly depressed?: Sometimes
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: Don't even go there :)
Self-mutilation?: ;)
THE PUNK STEREOTYPE
Plaid?: No
Big black boots?: Sometimes
Mohawk?: No
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: No
Loud, confident and opinionated?: No
Wild hair colors?: I wish
NOFX?: I don't even know what that means
Rancid?: ?
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: Kind of
THE JOCK STEREOTYPE
What's your IQ?: My mom won't tell me
Do you watch a lot of sports?: No
Play a lot of sports?: No
Talk a lot about sports?: No
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: Yes
Are you arrogant?: No
Are you a male or female whore?: Yes, a male whore...that's it...
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: No
Boobs= ummm mine or someone else's?
Parties= Depends on the population
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = That would suck
THIS OR THAT
Originality or Acceptance?: Both
Independence or Companionship?: Companionship
Stability or Freedom?: Both
Personal or Interpersonal?: Interpersonal
Introvert or Extrovert? Introvert
Popularity or Isolation?: Popularity
Unique or Loved?: Both
Understood or Individual?: Both
You or Them?: Who IS 'them'?
Boyfriend/girlfriend: I wish
OTHER
Have you ever been in love: Not to my knowledge
Ever really cared for someone in that way: No
How many hearts have you broken: I couldn't say
How many people broke your heart: One
So what's your significant other like: Don't have one right now
Do you go more by looks or personality: Personality!
Ever kiss a friend: No
Are you still friends: _____
Do you smoke: No (how many times are they going to ask this?)
Weed: No
Prefer beer or liquor: Neither
WOULD YOU EVER
Bungee jump: Yes
Skydive: Yes
Swim with dolphins: YES!
Scuba dive: Yes
Go rock climbing: I'd try it
Change your religion: If there was one that spoke to me personally
Turn your back on your friends for personal gain: I would hope not but it's hard to say when I'm not there
Steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: Again, I would hope not
Lie to the police: Depends on the situation
Run from the police: No--I suck at running ;)
Walk up to a total stranger and kiss them: WAY too shy
Fight someone you used to be really close with: Yes
HAVE YOU EVER
Flashed someone: No
Told the person you liked how you felt: No
Gotten really REALLY wasted: No
Skateboarded: Tried, but I suck
Skinny dipped: No
Stolen anything from a store: No
Kissed someone of the same sex: No, not even my wife! ;)
Been to a concert: Yes
Been to another country: If Canada counts...
Talked back to an adult: My parents
Given money to some homeless person: Yes
Tried to kill yourself: No
Cried to get out of trouble: Yes
Kissed a friend's brother/sister: No
THE LAST THING
You ate: Apple Jacks
You drank: Milk
The last place you went: Grandmother's
Last thing you bought: ?
Last person you saw: My family--before that, Jen, Alison, and Alison's parents
Last person you hugged: ?
Last song you heard: Nikelback...something or other
YES OR NO
Are you straight: Yes
Are you short: No
Do you own a hot pink shirt: No
Do you like Marilyn Manson: No
Did you ever touch someone else's no-no spot: No
Do you shop at Hot Topic: Yes
Do you remember your dreams: Yes
Can people read you like a book: No
Do you talk alot: Sometimes
Are you afraid of clowns: Yes
Can you drive: A little
Are you an only child: No
Wow, doing that made me realize how much of a loser I am. I hate life. And I hate being alone.