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devita : dad, how so they make baby carrots?
dad : well, a mommy carrot & a daddy carrot come together...
devita : ya, right. how would they make them grow that way?
dad : they feed them, of course.
devita : then how come they're so small?
dad : THEY KILL THEM EARLY!
ya.. my dad is in a good mood today.