a scumbag is what i am
It just so happens that I am scum. Constantly, I fail to casually call my dad. Constantly, I succeed at asking him for money. And today, rather than wishing him a happy birthday, I inquired about the $180 worth of parking tickets I accumulated.
I should be shot point blank in the face. I'm a terrible son and I have no heart. Perhaps that is why I am single and loveless.
-lex
(for what it's worth, i love you =/)