i just keep rackin' em up.
well today i have to go to the Allen Park Courthouse for another stupid ass ticket. why am i always the one that gets caught speeding. no seriously...like the other day..i'm behind ashley on the freeway going to class...she's going crazy fast and i'm like well..i can't go that fast. but when i pull up next to her...i'm next to this fucking sheriff's van that's going JUST AS FAST...and the guy sitting in the front seat leans over and gives me this glare like i'm on crack for going as fast as they are. i'm like look here buddy..if you can put people in danger..then so can i. haha ok so that doesn't sound right...but you should of been there...fucking cops and their "i carry a gun and a shiny fucking badge so i mean more than you do" blow me you fucking pig. anywho...i got caught going 78 in a 55. OUCH. the cop gave me 10 over..not 5 over..10 over. sweet. so i have to pay 125 dollars. AND i got this thing in the mail that says i have to pay a 200.00 dollar drivers assessment fee or some bullshit like that. AND on top of all that crap i get 2 more lovely fucking points added to my record. i believe that puts me back up 9 points. I WAS DOING SO GOOD TOO. it had almost been a year since the last time i got a ticket. almost. ha. you know..on average a person gets 1-2 tickets every five years. me? on average i get a ticket every 7-9 months. i did the math. ughhhhhhh fuck cops.
on a better note..i played some wicked beer pong last night. i didn't win. but still it rocked. lol i wanted to play flippy cup..but everyone hates flippy cup. i think flippy cup OWNS YOUR MOM!
it was funny..joe's sleeping in my basement right now and i got up real early this morning cause that's just what i do..and ashley simpson's new song came on mtv..and this was at like lol 655 in the morning..and i'm BLASTING it lol jumping up and down singing. i hope i woke that fucker's ass up.
i also went to the gym. there are some wierd mother fuckers there at 730 in the morning. sheesh. i had my towel, my cd player, my phone, and my water set on the treadmill...and i had just gotten done with everything but i wanted to walk another 5 minutes..but i had to pee like whoa so i just left everything there..went into the bathroom for like 2 seconds..i come out and there's this old guy walking on my god damn treadmill. and his daughter or mistress or whatever the hell that bitch was, was standing right next to him. and gave me this look like "what the fuck was i doing there" i'm like you gotta be kidding me. so i gathered up all my stuff..and by this time i'm kinda pissed off..so i said "i didn't know leaving your stuff on a treadmill doesn't mean shit" and walked away. i wanted to punch that woman in the cunt...stupid bitch lol
stubs is totally laying on vito's face..haha vito's just like.."you stupid pussy"
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on a better note..i played some wicked beer pong last night. i didn't win. but still it rocked. lol i wanted to play flippy cup..but everyone hates flippy cup. i think flippy cup OWNS YOUR MOM!
it was funny..joe's sleeping in my basement right now and i got up real early this morning cause that's just what i do..and ashley simpson's new song came on mtv..and this was at like lol 655 in the morning..and i'm BLASTING it lol jumping up and down singing. i hope i woke that fucker's ass up.
i also went to the gym. there are some wierd mother fuckers there at 730 in the morning. sheesh. i had my towel, my cd player, my phone, and my water set on the treadmill...and i had just gotten done with everything but i wanted to walk another 5 minutes..but i had to pee like whoa so i just left everything there..went into the bathroom for like 2 seconds..i come out and there's this old guy walking on my god damn treadmill. and his daughter or mistress or whatever the hell that bitch was, was standing right next to him. and gave me this look like "what the fuck was i doing there" i'm like you gotta be kidding me. so i gathered up all my stuff..and by this time i'm kinda pissed off..so i said "i didn't know leaving your stuff on a treadmill doesn't mean shit" and walked away. i wanted to punch that woman in the cunt...stupid bitch lol
stubs is totally laying on vito's face..haha vito's just like.."you stupid pussy"
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