We do not trust the undead nor take them on field trips.

[flyakate]

Because it is so apt and true (even though I am at least one episode behind), go read The Rules of Torchwood Three. You just KNOW they have this posted someplace. Maybe next to Ianto's the coffee pot.

A significant goal of Torchwood Three is a decrease in the number of undead per fiscal year.

*giggles madly*