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Apr 14, 2008 23:09

If you have a cellphone or email and are associated with Mikey, the Nexus has a present for you. In the form of a cell-phone video ala Blair Witch.

Sadly, despite the situation he's in, Mikey did that on purpose.

"Oh my god, Superman is insane." Mikey's nose is nearly pressed to the lens of the camera and is a little runny and a little bloody. He sniffles a bit and the camera shakes violently as Mikey raises his hand, smearing blood along the face of one of the clown-made flowers decorating his pastel green hoodie. "Superman is fucking insane. I'm trying to convince him I'm not a criminal but none of them believe me. From what I can pick up, Bats is missing and they think I'm guilty."

Mikey shifts again, grimacing with discomfort and the screen pulls back, taking in more of the metal walls around him. "I'm really sorry I missed our first, second, and third month anniversaries, Asagi, if you get this. Someone tell my mom I didn't run away and that I haven't died and I totally love her. She's my best lady and she'll worry -- she's a Gothamite."

The screen fuzzes over and beeping is heard followed quickly by Mikey's cursing. "Fuck, fuck, I think someone figured out I got my cellphone working again." There's a pause. "Dude, seriously, no, fuck off! Get the hell awa--"

Video ends. Dramatically. Mikey would be happy, if he knew.
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