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went to the beach today! yay! i had wanted to go pretty badly. i got to surf. well.. wipe out is more like it. i didn't really catch any waves lol. i was so exhausted by the time i got out there, i was just lying on the board.. trying not to get flipped over (which, by the way, happened to me about 8 billion times). i think i inhaled about a gallon of sea water.. XP that really sucked. and i almost got killed by a fucking canoe!!!!!!!! i was just floating there, minding my own business, then out of fucking nowhere, this canoe comes by and the dudes like "GET OUT OF THE WAY!!" but i couldn't paddle fast enough! i was like "holy shit this is the end..." but then i jumped off of my surfboard and i was safe. the surfboard got hit.. but it's okay. lol i seriously thought i was gonna die. yeah.. and then i also thought i was gonna die when i got flipped over this one time, and my legs got all tangled in the leash. i thought i was gonna drown because i totally inhaled the water. but nope, i'm still alive. woo hoo. lol. then i was like "i'm done with this... i'm gonna go back to shore before i die!" but when i got back to shore, my arms didn't feel tired. or sore. my dad said that was probably because i have really fast recovery. so i could've been there longer. but no.. i might not be alive if i spent more time there. so after all that was over, i had to go rinse the sand off the surfboard at the showers. this one REALLY UBER SEXY surfer dude was like "hey is that for sale?" and me, being such a FUCKING dumbass said, "uh.. no.. it's not mine..." AARRGGGHH! only now i realize that was a pickup line. F...U...C...K..!!! i feel so stupid!! he was soooooooo hot!! he was a total surfer and his hair was like bleach blonde from the sun... since he probably surfs like every day. yeah i only found out that was a pickup line because i told my dad what happened, since i thought it was kinda weird that he'd ask a complete stranger if their surfboard was for sale... and he said "oh, that's a pickup line..." and then i spent about half an hour banging my head against the wall. *big fucking sad sigh* well.. i guess there will be other ones. but they might not be as uber sexy as that surfer!! godddd. i had never seen someone so sexy (in person) in all my life. dammit i'm gonna cry!!!! trust me.. you would too. speaking of crying.. you know what's a really sad movie? terminator 2. the end of that made me cry like the end of edward scissorhands makes me cry.
oh yeah.. and you know that dude i wrote about in my last entry? the one who took a picture of me? well i had a dream about him last night. i dreamed that i met him on the beach.. and i was a surfer (of all things.. it was probably a fucking sign from god that i'd meet a sexy surfer dude.. fuck fuck fuck). yeah and he had these binoculars and he was telling me that he watched me every time i surfed.. and he was like all in love with me and obsessed with me. kinda creepy.. but he was nice... so it wasn't that creepy. yeah.. and then... i bought blue lipstick. that really has nothing to do with anything.. but it was in there.. in my dream. so yeah i'd better get some sleep. surfing (or at least attempting it) is tiring. good night and god bless america the whole fucking world.
oh yeah.. and you know that dude i wrote about in my last entry? the one who took a picture of me? well i had a dream about him last night. i dreamed that i met him on the beach.. and i was a surfer (of all things.. it was probably a fucking sign from god that i'd meet a sexy surfer dude.. fuck fuck fuck). yeah and he had these binoculars and he was telling me that he watched me every time i surfed.. and he was like all in love with me and obsessed with me. kinda creepy.. but he was nice... so it wasn't that creepy. yeah.. and then... i bought blue lipstick. that really has nothing to do with anything.. but it was in there.. in my dream. so yeah i'd better get some sleep. surfing (or at least attempting it) is tiring. good night and god bless america the whole fucking world.