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claire: haha i know a cop type person that would always go up to girls and be like "YOURE UNDER ARREST!" and then they'll get all freaked out and be like "why???" and then he'll be like 'because you stole my heart...'
once i was sitting with this girl though who wasnt that attractive and he was liek "STOP YOURE UNDER ARREST!" and she goes "what? why?" and hes stopped for a second and then was like 'for being ugly in the daytime. ...i dunno i was gonna say because you stole my heart but then i realized that it wouldnt be true"
once i was sitting with this girl though who wasnt that attractive and he was liek "STOP YOURE UNDER ARREST!" and she goes "what? why?" and hes stopped for a second and then was like 'for being ugly in the daytime. ...i dunno i was gonna say because you stole my heart but then i realized that it wouldnt be true"