Flux's monday morning story time:
One day in the hood, our protagonist, Mr.T, was just chillin' with his crew...
Then T noticed something strange!
"What?!" exclaimed T. "Who was this foo'? T gonna pay that sucka a li'l visit!"
"He was a round man wearing a red suit" said the boy. "And he had a sleigh pulled by reindeers"
"SANTA?!" Mr.T retorted, shocked.
The boy nodded.
Another boy informed Mr.T
"That's it! I'm gonna throw that sucka helluva far!" T remarked.
"But first, I need mah milk"
Mr.T knew that Santa would be at the mall so he got in his van & drove there helluva fast.
"I'm coming for you santa sucka!"
"mwah ha ha haaaa! I'll escape on my trusty sleigh! You'll never catch me Mr.T, I can fly afround the entire world in one night!"
A shot from T's pistol...
and down came santa, sleigh & all
"NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo......" Santa wailed as he flew through the air.
"You can't have a Christmas without santa" thought T..."I guess it's up to me to save this festive sucka"
So T raced back to the mall and gave gifts to everyone...
Even this granny
And the news of the day was
that Mr.T saved Christmas!
(Or some other equally ghey shit.)