These Bright Lights; Or That One Time Jo Seduced An Angel, And Karma Smacked Her Down Like A Bitch
Title: These Bright Lights; Or That One Time Jo Seduced An Angel, And Karma Smacked Her Down Like A Bitch.
Subject: Jo/Castiel Cracktastically Slutty Fanmix. Or as I like to call it, a slutmix!
Pairings/Warnings: Jo/Castiel; R for sexual situations, the f-bomb.
Disclaimer: THEY AREN'T MINE.
Summary:
Jo wants Castiel to be her boyfriend!!1one!!2!1!! - even if he’s probably crap in bed, having been junkless for 99.998634276% of his lifespan. She tries to seduce him with her “FEMININE WILES” (up to and including - but probably not limited to - pole dancing). If this is their last night on earth, she wants to go out with a BANG… and six billion orgasms.
Cas is rather hesitant to be jumping into bed with Jo, he’s heard “THINGS FROM DEAN”. Also, she’s clingy. And then the night after he finally taps that ass SHE DIES, which just adds to his MAN(GEL?) PAIN. Oh woe is Castiel. She had an IMPACT. He’s gonna miss her - and that thing she does with her tongue.
Notes: Originally made for the spn_land media challenge # 6, Driver Picks the Music. Reposted here. Somewhat alike to Putting On That Midnight Smile, my Anna/Ruby Groovemix, this fanmix is of an upbeat tempo, and somewhat dance-able - but there is more focus on a particular scene rather than a whole relationship.
Size: 57.7MB, 43 minutes.
* (JO) pops (CASTIEL)'s cherry on her last night on earth.
*A Jo/Castiel Slutmix.
01. Fucking Boyfriend | The Bird and The Bee
{Jo wants Castiel to be her boyfriend. Please, like, nao.}
There is something wrong, and there is something right | When (CASTIEL) can take (JO) by the hands and (JO) will close her eyes | When (CASTIEL) laid down with (JO) he took the other side | When (CASTIEL) laid down with (JO) he never slept that night. | Is (CASTIEL) working up to something? | But (CASTIEL) gives (JO) almost nothing. | Keeps (JO) helpless, up to something on her knees. | (CASTIEL) would you ever be (JO)'s, would you be (JO)'s fucking boyfriend? Ahh | (CASTIEL) are you an amateur, or is it you’re unkind?
02. Girl You Know | Scarface ft. Trey Songs
{Castiel sees right through Jo. He totes knows her type and he has NO TIME for trivialities like procreation. Also, he has important angel buisness to attend to, like finding God and pruning his wings.}
(JO) can’t be (CASTIEL)'s girlfriend, (JO) you know | ‘Cause (CASTIEL) don’t need that, (JO)'s mess up in his world and | (JO) you know, you can’t be (CASTIEL)'s, you can’t be (CASTIEL)'s girlfriend | You can never be (CASTIEL)'s main boo, you two can remain cool | But they can't be seen and for this (CASTIEL) can blame (JO) | Because (JO)'s got more miles than a F-350 | (JO)'s been ran through, and (CASTIEL) knows for a fact you got history | But since they met, (CASTIEL)'s been hearing (JO)'s name in certain circles | Pussy got a snap like a turtle | […] (JO)'s unlike no other, she a bad motherfucker | But (CASTIEL)'s too strong to let a ho undercover | Make him look fucked up, because unlike those (BR)others | (CASTIEL) done met a lot of freaky girls in his lifespan | So (JO), you can't get mad because (CASTIEL) is not your man | Your understanding was bad, (JO), it was not (CASTIEL)'s plan | For (JO) to fall in love with him, (JO) it's not like that
03. No Sleep Tonight | The Faders
{"Cas," Jo says. "I'm gonna give you the ride of your life."
"Where to?" says Castiel.}
(JO)'s got (CASTIEL), (JO)'s got (CASTIEL) on her mind | And it's time to make (CASTIEL) see what (JO) wants | So (JO)'ll just make this a little more obvious | 'Cos (JO) gets what she want and (JO) wants (CASTIEL) to get with her | Don't think (CASTIEL) knows | How far (JO)'s gonna go | (CASTIEL) can't stop this feeling | (CASTIEL) can't run away | (CASTIEL BABY), (JO)'s what's on your mind | (CASTIEL) can't stop this feeling | There's no escape | No sleep tonight | (CASTIEL) won't get no sleep tonight | (CASTIEL) wants (JO), he wants (JO) all the time | And (CASTIEL) don't need nothing else | But (CASTIEL) seems to be a little oblivious | So (JO)'ll show you the way
04. Ayo Technology | 50 Cent ft. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland
{Jo is surprisingly awesome at poledancing. Castiel can't seem stop watching her.}
Look at the way (JO)'s shakin', shakin' | Makes (CASTIEL) want to touch it, makes (CASTIEL) want to taste it | Has (CASTIEL) lustin' for (JO), go crazy, face it | Now don't stop, get it, get it | The way (JO)'s shakin' makes (CASTIEL) want to hit it | Thinks (JO)'s double jointed from the way she split it | Got (CASTIEL)'s head fucked up from the way she did it | (JO)'s so much more than (CASTIEL)'s used to | (JO) knows just how to move to seduce (CASTIEL) | (JO)'s gonna do the right thing and touch the right spot | Dance in (CASTIEL)'s lap ‘till he's ready to pop | (JO)'s always ready, when (CASTIEL) wants it, (JO) wants it like a nympho | […] (JO), why don't you come over here, you got (CASTIEL) saying | Ayo, (CASTIEL)'s tired of using technology - why don't you sit down on top of (CASTIEL), (JO)? | Ooh, (JO) wants it, uh uh, (JO) wants it | Ooh, (JO) wants it, so, (CASTIEL)'s gotta give it to her | (JO)'s hips, (JO)'s thighs, they got (CASTIEL) hypnotized, let me tell you
05. Love Game | Lady Gaga
{Jo thinks she can keep her heart out of it this time. If Castiel hurries the fuck up and takes advantage of her, already.}
(JO) wants kiss you | But if (JO) does then she might miss you, (CASTIEL BABE) | It's complicated and stupid | (JO) got her ass squeezed by sexy cupid | Guess (CASTIEL) wants to play, wants to play a lovegame, a lovegame | (CASTIEL) hold (JO) and love (JO) | She just wants to touch you for a minute | Maybe three seconds is enough | For (JO)'s heart to quit it | Let's have some fun, this beat is sick | (JO) wants to take a ride on (CASTIEL)'s disco stick | Don't think too much, just bust that kick | (JO) wants to take a ride on (CASTIEL)'s disco stick | Let's play a lovegame, play a lovegame | (CASTIEL) do you want love, or you want fame? | Are you in the game? | Doin’ the lovegame | (JO)'s on a mission | And it involves some heavy touching, yeah
06. Rude Boy | Rihanna
{Jo knows exactly what she wants when she finally gets her hands on Castiel. For once, he is not complaining.}
Tonight (JO)'s gonna let it be fire, tonight (JO)'s gonna let (CASTIEL) take her higher | Tonight, (CASTIEL BABY), you two could get it on, yeah, you could get it on, yeah | (CASTIEL), do you like it? | (CASTIEL BOY), (JO) wants, wants, wants whatchu want, want, want | Give it to (JO), (CASTIEL BABY) like boom, boom, boom | What (JO) wants, wants, wants is what (CASTIEL) wants, wants, wants | Nah nah-ah | Come here, rude boy, boy, can you get it up? | Come here, rude boy, boy, is you big enough? | (CASTIEL), take it, take it, (CASTIEL BABY), (CASTIEL BABY), take it, take it, love (JO), love (JO) | Tonight (JO)'s gonna give it to (CASTIEL) harder, tonight (JO)'s gonna turn (CASTIEL)'s body out | Relax; let (JO) do it how she wanna
07. Get Me Off | Basement Jaxx
{Jo is really gunning for those six billion orgasms.}
(JO) wants undress you, (CASTIEL), she wants to caress you | (JO) don`t wanna be coy | It's time to get (JO) off | Come on (CASTIEL BABY), thrust (JO), trust (JO), get (JO) off | You're (JO)'s poison and (JO) cannot get enough | […] (CASTIEL) give your body to (JO), give your body to (JO) | Let your body be free, free your body, your body with (JO) | Well, the music's pumpin’ and (JO) wishes (CASTIEL)'d do the same to her | Come on, (CASTIEL), you know you can do it, you know you wanna do it | (CASTIEL), you`re so freaky, treat (JO), make (JO) come | Oh (CASTIEL BABY), baby please
08. Feels Just Like It Should | Jamiroquai
{Castiel: "Am I doing it right?" Jo: "Unf. Oh, GOD!" Castiel: "What? Where?!" Jo: "SHUT UP AND DO THAT AGAIN."}
So (JO), take (CASTIEL) for the first time | (CASTIEL) needs a little sugar spice | (CASTIEL) wants see the city lights | (CASTIEL)'s gonna find a lover | (JO) said | Feels just like it should | […] Sugar spice, (CASTIEL)'s on the phone, (CASTIEL)'s outside | (CASTIEL) needs a little sexfunk about now | (CASTIEL) wants (JO), (CASTIEL) wants to lick (JO) up and down | It feels good, (JO) said it would feel that good and it does | Just like (JO) said it would | […] Feels just like it should | (CASTIEL)'s coming down tonight to taste y'all | Sugar-spice, (CASTIEL) want you, (JO), a sexy girl | Slips in, it feels good | (CASTIEL) loves it when (JO) tells him | Feels just like it should
09. FNT | Semisonic
{"Wow," Castiel says. "The human act of reproduction is much more fun than it looks." Cas is not the type to fall asleep straight after sex, Jo discovers; he is wont to engage in pillow talk.}
(JO), fascinating new thing | You delight (CASTIEL) | And (CASTIEL) knows you're speaking of him | (JO), fascinating new thing | Get beside (CASTIEL) | (CASTIEL) wants (JO) to love him | (CASTIEL)'s surprised that (JO)'s never been told before | That (JO)'s lovely and (JO)'s perfect | And that somebody wants (JO) | (JO), fascinating new thing | You're scene-makin' | Want a temporary savior?
10. On A Good Day | Oceanlab
{Cas misses Jo, but because of her, he has a little more faith in himself. Also he's no longer a virgin - always a plus.}
(CASTIEL)'s getting used to it, (JO) lit the fuse to it | (CASTIEL) likes to know who he is | (CASTIEL)'s been talking to himself forever | And how (CASTIEL) wishes he knew himself better | Still sitting on a shelf and never | Never seen the sun shine brighter | And it feels like (CASTIEL), on a good day | And it feels like (CASTIEL), on a good day | (CASTIEL)'s a little bit hemmed in | A little bit isolated, a little bit hopeful | A little bit cold | But (CASTIEL) holds on, and (CASTIEL) | Feels strong, and (CASTIEL) knows that he can
*BONUS SONG:
11. Bittersweet Symphony (Remix) | Moby
Instrumental.
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